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America: Hahaha I don't know how that happened.

Prussia: Kesese I know right.

Tsuki: Shut up you two! *supreme awesome kick!*

America and Prussia: *knocked out*

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Hungary's POV

Me and Austria had gone to Germany's house to find a certain Albino, but even though all that trouble to kick the door down Prussia was not there. Austria was pacing across the room thinking where in the hell Prussia could be, but I somehow I had a feeling he was making mischief. Austria had stopped pacing, and looked at me. "Hungary give me the house phone, I need to call some countries." And that's when we had found out what had begun.

"Hello? This is England speaking." Austria put the phone of speaking so I could hear the irritated British man.

"Ah yes England, by any chance have you seen Prussia?" Both of us could hear the scowl through the phone, obviously the Englishman had a run in the Prussian. It took a few moments before England answered back.

"Yes that idiot knock down my door and stopped my sacrificing." I was about to say how knocking down doors were awful, but then I would be hypocrite.

Austria with a raised eyebrow said "who were you sacrificing?" England snorted.

"America of course, it would either be him or the bearded toad."

"Ah I see, well do you know where they went?"

"How the hell should I know? All I heard before they left was about buying alcohol." Of course Prussia would be asking about alcohol, he was a pure alcoholic.

"Well thanks England, have a nice day." Austria hanged up the phone, and sighed. Our little search had gone nowhere, and we had little time to spare as we had work to do. "Hungary, I want you to go back to the mansion and call every nation and tell them about Prussia's trouble making." I groaned, I did not want to return to the household, I wanted to beat the snot out of Prussia and hear him beg. But if master Austria wanted something I must comply.

"Yes Austria." I walked home with my head hung low.

Prussia's POV

Kesese I'm so awesome, I managed to sneak into Denmark's apartment room by climbing up the walls with some spy gear I got of EBay. I'm so smart. Now if rumors are true, Norway is living here, and so should his stuff. I entered a room labeled 'Norway's Room' how un-awesomely bland, the room was neat and organized. I tiptoed across the room, just in case Norway had some hidden traps, then I reached the dressers. Maybe Norway keeps his phone here, my hands dived into the drawer, and dug until my hand hit something fuzzy. Does his phone have a fur cover or something? My hands lifted up, and what was revealed was Norway's fuzzy blue diary. Kesese I can use this in my prank, kesese I'm so awesome! I flipped to the first page which read.

Dear Diary,

It's the first world conference meeting. That Denmark dude keeps staring at me, I'm going to kill him if it's the last thing I do.

Goodbye Diary.

I sweatdropped, I thought Denmark and Norway had a normal relationship not a secret murderer relationship. Maybe there will be a happier sounding one on the latest entry. I then flipped the newest entry.

Dear Dairy,

Stupid Denmark, scaring me by falling on the ground from too much alcohol. What a dumbass. I will strangle him in the morning, it will be even better if he has a huge hangover too! I wishing on my lucky star's, but I won't hurt him to bad. I do need someone to cuddle with…..

Goodbye Diary.

Aw, I knew Norway had a soft side. Then the thought struck me, why don't I created a fake entry and show it to Denmark? So evil, so AWESOME! I grabbed a random pen off the desk next to me and started writing, trying to make it sound like Norway as much as possible.

Dear Diary,

Denmark pisses me off, he's never home, always drunk, never helps with the chores, and especially never giving me attention. I wish he would give me some attention at least; do I have to hurt him to get his attention? *sigh* Maybe he thinks of me as a friend, I'm just a little confused.

Goodbye Diary.

Kesese that should do it! Now when I see Denmark next I'll show him this, in fact I go drinking with him tonight! I ripped the entry I made off, and shoved it into my pocket. Then I made an escalation down the outside walls.

Normal POV (At The Bar)

Prussia walked into the bar, seeing Denmark he sat down next to him.

"Oi! Prussia I was wondering when you would show up" Denmark gave me a smile "So, you are paying for the drinks right?" Prussia frowned at that, but then remembered about the entry in his pocket.

"Yep, but before we drink I have something important I found to give you." Prussia reached inside his pocket and gave Denmark the crumpled up piece of paper.

"What's this? A diary entry, from who?" Prussia's grin widened.

"It's from Norway, he thought he got rid of it, but nothing can hide from the awesome Prussia!"

"Okay, so let me read this," Denmark started "Denmark pisses me off, how pleasant, blah, blah ,blah, I wish he would give me more attention…" Prussia's awesome smirk kicked in. "WHAT?" Denmark instantly got out his cell phone and called Norway. "Norway is it true that you wish for more attention from me?"

"Denmark are you smoking something?" Denmark smile dropped.

"B-but your diary entry said so."

"You were looking through my diary? I'm going to castrate you when you get home. Bye." Norway then hanged up. Denmark gave me an accusing stare.

"It was fake wasn't it." Prussia nodded.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Denmark then started to chase Prussia around the bar, this happened until the bar owner kicked them out. "Prussia what am I going to say to Norway?" Prussia patted his should.

"Kesese you should explain the situation to Norway, he'll understand." Denmark nodded and left. Prussia flipped his phone out and texted America

"Denmark's down, 2 more to go."

Chapter 3 END!

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