AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache Yep, I love this part too, he had a headache so its ok that he swore! I always use the "I had/have/will have a headache" line! ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! How the hell did we get to 44 chapters then….

Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. That's on my list of insults!

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Go see the nurse… Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. How did they know? Or are they always angry… And why is McGonagall there? Neither of them are in Gryffindor…

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice. So they didn't know…

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. Also added…

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape. That's not Snape's line… Snape's line is "What in the devil is going on HUUUURE!"

And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" Have any of you seen any of the "My Immortal" comics? They're hilarious…

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." New excuse added.

Teacher: Why were you late for class?

Me: BECAUSE I LOVE HER!

Tecaher: Fine. Very well, just sit in your seat. You didn't miss anything…

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Ebony/Enoby?" Draco asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. Tisk, tisk. This relationship is not going to end well at all… Lying AND having "sexual intercourse" on the first date, all no-no's… I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. Or jimjams would work… When I came out...

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing "I just wanna live" by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. Or at least that's the cover-story, he probably went up into Pansy's room and they did unmentionable things… Yep. I went there…