AN: shjt Hahahahahahahahahah! I'm going to use that from now on! Shjt this story sucks! up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
The next day I woke up in my coffin. Again, what a surprise! I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end Comfy! and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. You spray painted your hair… Like… With spray paint… You know, you can buy hair dye… It dye your hair…
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula Ahhh, the children's cereal for vampires… cereal with blood instead of milk, Yum! and a glass of red blood. Really, how unique, I usually drink orange blood… Hmm… Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" That was rude… No wonder she doesn't have friends… I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it Because he was hot and you wanted to do the nasty with him… You're one of those girls… Cool… when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair Oh no… with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore NO! and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead NO! NOT HARRY! DON'T TAKE HARRY! anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent Well you ARE in "England" so… That does tend to happen… He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. Hey, you mentioned the female-erection not me… Who is the sicko now! YOU ARE!
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice. WHY IS EVERYONE SHY IN THIS STORY!
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. NOOOOO!
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. He giggled… HE GIGGLED! Since when did Harry Potter giggle? NEVER!
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed. Why does no one "say" anything… They're always exclaiming or grumbling or giggling!
"Really?" he whimpered. My point exactly…
"Yeah." I roared. HAHAHAHAHAA! RUMBLEROAR!
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. I wonder what the surprise is… I'm gonna go with some more Forbidden Forest sexy time… ;)