AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! (And again, automatically they are preps) odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reviews (*spits out orange soda* Whoa, whoa, WHOA! This story actually got good reviews? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?)! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! (Raven we hate you.) oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte. (It's a good thing too!)
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. (We get it…your "goffic") I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists (…Ok 1, if your going on a date with Draco freaking Malfoy how can you be depressed? And 2, how can you be so casual about it? Sicko.). I read a depressing book (Well I didn't think it'd be a book about unicorns) while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway (She NOW just realized this?). I drank some human blood (I'm surprised she didn't drink unicorn blood…just saying.) so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (NOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DRACO Dx His father will hear about this! *runs off to find Lucius* (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice. (*runs back* Whoa, she says "depressed voice" but she says it with an exclamation point? Well done Ebony, she can accomplish two impossible things at once)
"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (I TOLD Mr. Weasley he should have got a patent on that. He could have sued them! Then we'd be reading an exciting court case…) (the license plate said 666) (Why am I not surprised?) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs (SMOKING WILL KILL YOUR LIVER AND YOU'LL DIE!...wait….KEEP SMOKING!) When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song). (K…)
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club (Club? I thought you were in Hogsmeade! I'm so confused Dx) with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad (You have a way with men Ebony).
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on (Dummy).
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said. (I wish you did because then I could swoop in and save Draco and turn him back to his arrogant self that I am REALLY missing right now)
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively (…now she's gone too far. You can turn him into a goth but when you make him sensitive is when you cross the line! YOU ANIMAL! *runs off sobbing*) and he put his arm around me all protective.
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. (Yea you WISH you were as cool as Hilary Duff XD)
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer (Was there no security there to, I don't know, ARREST YOU?) and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them (I THOUGH VAMPIRES DIDN'T SHOW UP IN PHOTO'S! Unless she's the sparkly kind… in which case I'm gonna go curl up in my sock drawer and cry). We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back (Wait, you CRAWLED? Were you that drunk? Shesh!) into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into... the Forbidden Forest! (YES! He's finally come to his senses and is gonna toss Ebony to Aragog!)
