AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY (I'm so confused…) nut mary su (*snorts* She isn't the brightest crayon in the box is she?) OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! (Yea, you WISH!) dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" (Trying to kill you off I hope.)
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously (Curiosity killed the gothic psycho—er I mean cat…).
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. (Anger issues just don't go away, Ebony. Just saying…)
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped. (Cranky little goffic druggie, ain't she?)
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. (…I'm not even going to begin to talk about what I am thinking right now)
And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately (Makes total sense). Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly (Keenly? O.o) against a tree (You made out on Willow? Weirdo's.). He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (…just no. No.)
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. (EW EW EW) And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was...Dumbledore! (*headdesk*)