AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep! I'm a prep I guess…

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. Awesome, I'm sure Snape would love for his class to be disrupted in such a manner… If I was in my Science class and this happened I wouldn't mind, it would be hilarious!

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. How do you scream sadly…

My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes Another person who flips their hair, smiles then opens their eyes… like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) You can't switch houses… Satinist or not… You just can't….

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. Added to the list…

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped. Of course they did….

I don't know why Ebony/Enoby was so mad at me. I think we switched POV… I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony Well isn't that cute…) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. So we've switched back to Enoby/Ebony's POV… I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility What the hell is "Virility" Lemme google it… Virility is manliness apparently… Wiki says… "virility is to men as fertility is to women." to Draco and then I started to bust into tears. So she was sad because she lost the ability to father children… Seems Legit…