R&R!
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! (You heard her, don't "flam" it!) Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! (Excuses, EXCUSES!) PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! (Ugh, apparently there are some people as screwed up as Ebony…)
Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. (*snorts* good insult Dumbles)
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face (Uh, you should really see a doctor about that). Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice. (ROFL-ing)
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. (Mediocre dunce? I used that on my friend and she gave me a look like "Whaa?")
"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape. (Yea, you tell them Snape!)
And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" (I just pictured Draco shrieking that…*falls to floor laughing*)
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." (WHY SNAPE, WHYY? You're the professor I can count on to send Ebony to the dungeons!)
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out...
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing "I just wanna live" by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there (Dude why would you care? You just had sex in the Forbidden Forest, which is FORBIDDEN. Heh, heh, heh, see what I did there. Forbidden— aww forget it). We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. (*waiting in there with a baseball bat, duct tape, and some rope*)