AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! No kidding, I would be surprised if you had read any of them… dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! What movies have you been watching? besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! OK then… MCR ROX!

I was so mad and sad. Good job Tara, you mad a rhyme! Lets move on to shapes and colours! I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco. Didn't we already discuss this in the last chapter?

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything "and everything", best description ever. I love how she spends like three paragraphs on her clothes but can't take one second to describe the antagonist started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie Probably because it is Voldemort!) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was... Voldemort!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" Good boy! and I couldn't run away.

"Crookshanks!" I'M PISSING! XDThis kills me every time, can you imagine going up to Voldemort and yelling the name of your friends cat, then him just standing there pissing himself laughing. I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

"Ebony/Enovy/Enoby." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!" Skakespeare-Voldemort!

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up? Just thought of that now?

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. A gun? "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!" Its like Romeo and Juliet all over again…

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face I know how you feel Voldy! "I hath telekinesis." Best. Line. Ever. he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) No, I don't "geddit" actually… between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled. You expelled did you, how about you expel yourself from Hogwarts…

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. You walk-snogged.. Makes sense…