AN: shjt up prepz ok! (I'm not a prep AT ALL but after this I am considering changing that just so I'm not like you…) PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
The next day I woke up in my coffin (Well I woke up in my BED. HA!). I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. (Ew you must smell like a sharpie. Now people are going to be sniffing your head all day to get high off it)
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood (Ewww! I will never eat Count Chocula or look at red punch the same way again Dx). Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. (Whoever did that, bless you)
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily (Ebony, dear, we really need to work on your people skills). I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. (Who is it O.o) He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore (Oh God, please no. I beg of you. NOO) and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore (NONONONO!). He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden (NOOO!). He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl (Really?...are you sure?) so I didn't get one you sicko (Oh yes, WE'RE the sicko's here).
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice. (You should be sorry…you should have pulled a Tom and Jerry and dropped a piano on her head instead)
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. (I love how she's only nice about it after seeing that he was hot and "goffic")
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. (Someone slap me…just please. Put me out of my misery)
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. (He…giggled? O.O)
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered. (*pat's his shoulder* Yes I know, she scares me too.)
"Yeah." I roared. (RUMBLEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR)
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. (If he asks you if you want some "candy"…TAKE IT! PLEASE PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY)