AN: stup it u gay fags That was rude if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! Umm?
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I can see why you would be. His nose-less-ness and everything is pretty terrifying… I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. Oh God… I am the lead singer SPARE US! of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. I'm sure they do. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo You call him Diabolo now? Really, how interesting, lemme Google that… Ok… A diabolo is a juggly, spinny thing… now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. NO! He is ginger and he will STAY that way…) and Hargrid. Hargrid? Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) You just did, up there, I quote "People say that we sound like a cross between…" exactly… or a steak rare or well done?) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. Oh, how depressing and goffik, an animated children's movie… I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. Slut much? You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. Yeah, I mean you dress so conservative and you never act slutty ever. You're practically a church girl…
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' But I thought you were just writing songs today because of your depressed band members… and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. This is why she has no friends…. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. MAGIC!
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) The thought of Draco saying that makes me laugh really hard, I wonder if Tom Felton has ever read this…
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. That's a lot of tears for three sentences…
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. Uh oh! If he swears now then he can't blame it on a headache because he doesn't have one! Oh the suspense!
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. Crying wisely, all my friends do it. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." But as you said at the beginning of the chapter, he cant die by slitting his wrists because he is a vampire… I like your cliff hanger there… Very intense…