AN: Thank you to those who have reviewed and subscribed! Keep those reviews coming. They make me happy ^_^. I shouldn't have done this at 1:42am because now I keep checking under my bed looking for Ebony o.o. Ok, I'm done now. Let's go on to Ebony's crap.
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws (*assembles angry mob to track down the good reviewers*). n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! (Vons? Maybe she IS a vampire. I vant to suck your blood, bleh! ...ignore me) STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS (Oh good, she's gonna go far in life) n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! (Heh heh heh…*childish voice* yooooou saaaaaid God!)
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (Whatever THAT is) (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?) (Very much so). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco (No he's depressed 'Cuz look what you did to him!). Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then...(Then what? You jumped out a window together because your so in love and depressed and you both fell down to the ground with a SPLAT!)
We started frenching passively (Damn it. My version was better) and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically (Hey! There could be CHILDREN in the audience!). He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra (Leather bra? Daaaamn that must be uncomfortable! No wonder you're so depressed!) and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) (Very. Much. So!)
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words... Vampire! (…Oh…my…God. She didn't…)
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily (We get it. Your angry), jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. (SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH! QUICK, KILL HER!)
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" (Well…that's not very nice.)
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked (Draco stop! SHE'S NOT WORTH IT!). He had a really big you-know-what (We didn't need to know that) but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled. (Your a sweetheart, you know that?)