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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off … You're so nice to your "friends" and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. No, he would look like a teacher who is concerned about his student…
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes your wrists got all over your clothes? so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I'm a vegetarian too Enoby, I get it, it drives me crazy when people think that I', a vegetarian so I only eat vegetables, Sometimes I want to shove a rare steak into my heart too! I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. Hahahahahah! Sandly… How is lace placed sandly? I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Snap,Crackle and Pop! was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin LOOOPIN! was masticating to it! Google to the rescue! "Masticating: To grind or chew" They were sitting on their broomsticks. Oo-er
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. Haha, Vampire pointed his important female reproductive system. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times That's a lot of bullets. and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly...
Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!" … No. I'm pretty sure that Hagrid is a BIG Hogwarts game-keeper…
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT..." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" What, I'm lost… What does that have to do with anything?
"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors." Umm?
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is my favourite comeback ever! "YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" how can you not have any factors? I'm so confused…
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. Ellie the Elephant! "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. I know the feeling, sister.
"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. His what… was that meant to be dirty…
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. Charming…
"BECAUSE...BECAUSE..." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. Gangsta Hagrid! Swagrid! XD
"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
"Because I LOVE HER!" Ebony wishes…