AN: stop flassing ok! (How can you mix up "flaming" with "flassing" dumbass…) if u do den u r a prep!
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. (AGAIN, SHE'S NOT WORTH IT!)
"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. (He screamed sadly? O.o)
My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione (HERMIONE? WTF? YOU HORRID BITCH!) was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it (Everyone is depressed in this story!). She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) (Dude, you can't switch houses! And you automatically paint Slytherin as the bad guys and Gryffindor as the preps. ITS THAT KIND OF STEROTYPE THAT'S DIVIDING THE HOUSE'S APART!)
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit (Ridiculous dimwit? Snape really needs to get an insult book.)!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him. (Well can you blame him? You're terrifying!)
Everyone gasped. (*eating popcorn eagerly*)
I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. (Whoa, what's with the random P.O.V change?) I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) (Good to know…) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker (*snorts* I find it absolutely hilarious that "Hit Me Baby One More Time" just came on the radio xD). We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) (Admit it, you used to be a prep but they all turned on you)
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. (The first step to solving anger problems is admitting that you have A SERIOUS PROBLEM!) I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility (*facepalm*) to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.