AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! I actually have no idea what that just said….

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I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. How dramatic…

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. How come its just randomly capitalized… He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. His read whites.. Alrighty then…

I stopped. "How did u know?" Know what?

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!" Saw what? What DID YOU SEE!

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. If you ran up so close to him, WHY ARE YOU YELLING!

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" But... he's dead?

Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. But I thought you explained that because you were a vampire you couldn't get hurt/die from slitting your writs? Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. Why is "Hahrid's" name capitalized? They were going to St. Mango's Yumm! The hospital for injured fruit! after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Hogwarts: Not doing the necassery background-checks on teachers. Dumbledore had constipated Someone need to eat more fiber… the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses. How intense…

"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, but the inside of your coffin is pink and you wear pink with your slut-clothes all the time… and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. That's how you thank someone for bringing you flowers… Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. I'm sure.

"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses." "What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. What a bitch…

"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) Yes, actually it is… to it he added silently.

"Whatever!" I yelled angirly. "Angirly" verb. To do something in a angry/girly way…

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY!

"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely. Yes, Enoby, you're so wise!

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!"

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. HAHAHAHAH! And it was black, so you said. Now I knew he wasn't a prep. "OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?" Yes Hagrid, do tell us "what the fjuck is Draco" Hairgrid rolled his eyes. Oh, I see Enoby, you meant "where", well be more specific please. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) Hilarious… u mst find urslf 1st, k?" … Hippie-Dumbles…

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. Rude! dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I look pretty shcked too! I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back. Oh my God, just give the old man some Advil!

Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!" "Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me again!"

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. Nope, you're right, you aren't a slut at all…There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss. I dint even read the rest of that! My cat is trying to sleep on the keyboard so its really hard to type but she's rolling around and purring, its so funny!

"You look kawai, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit, hahahhaah you're hilarious. I'm pissing of laughter…) you do too." I hope it's a Chinese/Japanese insult. I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes.. For the first time in this whole fanfiction… Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. HAHAHAHAH! I supposed Hairgrid teaches that? XD He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. The Hufflepuff probably FINDS that annoying…

"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way. A what way?

We both looked at each other for some time. They're gonna screw… Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. Told you…

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" Added to list… shouted Professor McGoggle, who was watching us and so was everyone else. Free live porn. Gather 'round children of Hogwarts, especially you eleven year olds! The sex-ed teacher can take a break.

"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily. It takes two to tango…

Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. Ummm…

"NO!" I ran up closer.

"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage! Didn't we already do this at the start of this chapter? I particularly remember talking about red whites… What the fjuck?

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SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111 By the spelling and grammar.. Save yourselves!

HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER IS …. That's the time to mention this… Which reminds me… Hey Maggie, do you know where my book is? :P