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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.

"Dumbledore Dumblydore (*snickers* Can you imagine them skipping through Hogwarts saying in a sing-song voice, "Duuumbledore? Ohh Dumblydoree? Come out, come out, wherever you areee!")!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs (Yeshh he's getting a little sassy there!)?" he asked angrily.

"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time (At the same time? That takes some major skill right there.).

He laughed in an evil voice. (…if she turns him into a Death Eater I will shoot myself…)

"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged. (Yes! Let them go! There's a big chance they won't come back!)

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away (Wow, I love that attitude! "Eh, I didn't really like him anyway so I don't care if he dies."). Vampire started crying. "My Draco (HE IS MINE DAMN IT!)!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot! (No I really don't! I have nothing against them or anything though!))

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood (Ugh, him too?). Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed. (Had? As in past tense?)

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then... suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair (Voldemort got his own lair? He's moving up in the world! I wonder if it's like the batcave? That'd be awesome :D…and why the hell would he not put a charm on it so that they can't apparate in there! Unless it's a trap…KILL 'EM VOLDY!)!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice (A croon voice? O.o) say. "Allah Kedavra (That's not the spell! Here, *whips out wand* Let me show you the REAL killing curse. Ebony can be our test subject…)"
It was... Voldemort (Well I didn't think it would be Dobby!)!