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AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists (Not surprising AT ALL. I just wish you didn't come back…). PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws (She lieeeeeeees. She has more chapters after this Dx unless she actually got 10 good reviews which I do NOT find possible.)!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY (YOUR WHOLE STORY IS EXTREMELY SCARY TARA!). VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Volcemort (I love how his name keeps changing.) was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was (Fat guy who killed Cedric, good way to describe him xD). Draco was there crying tears of blood (GAHH! MORE BLOOD TEARS!). Snaketail (Snaketail? She got rid of the worm too Dx) was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps (See Ebony, even Wormy knows you're a prep! It's too late for you!)!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun (Where are all these guns coming from? Out Ebony's ass? Ooh no WONDER she's so messed up!) he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes (No, no, NO! She got to him too Dx. Were too laaaaate.). "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok (Ugh…))
"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me (Does every friking guy in this story want to screw her? Is this how Tara try's to feel better about herself? By making all these ugly old guys want to get in her pants?)?" asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely (I just tried to laugh crudely. I sounded like a hyena having a spaz attack.). "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you (Wouldn't surprise me AT ALL!)? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard (Just to be clear…you would fuck him if he didn't torture your boyfriend?)." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain (Ew).
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around (I wish I could run around with my blood was shooting out of me xD). Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly (WHY WOULD YOU CRY?).
"Snaketail what art thou doing (More Shakespeare talk…)?" called Voldemort. Then... he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us (High heels? *falls off bed laughing* I'M GONNA DIE XD). So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying. (Yea I cry when I have guns stuck up my ass too.)
"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw (What. The. Fuck?). He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah (Yes, believe it or not we get it)) and a really huge you-know-what and everything (Why does everyone have everything? It's not fair! DX).
"Its so unfair (Yea it is! We should all have everything too! Except you, 'Cuz you don't deserve it.)!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." (She's so modest too…hehehehe she just called Willow ugly XD)
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts (Draco, honeybear, listen. I'm going to let you in on a little secret…YOUR DATING A SLUT NOW!)." answered Draco.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me (*raises hand* I'm not! *grins proudly* you scare me!)! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked (Don't remind me). Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me (He WAS. Remember? You, like, totally shot him dead XD)! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan (Why couldn't God smite you right now…) have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty (She's a snob and a major slut.)) "Im good at too many things (…no comment…)! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL (FINALLY! FINALLY SHE ADMITS THAT SHE NEEDS TO BE NORMAL! *stroking a baseball bat* Like me.)? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away (Don't hurry back.)