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AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz (*looks down at black outfit* Yea, I'm no nut prep)! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis (YOU'RE THE WRITER!)! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis (Wooow)! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese (I thought Britney was a prep name XD)!
We ran happily to Hogsmede (:O she's actually…happy?). There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly (Yep, it wasn't a typo. She's happy.). MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy (Oh my God, shut up! This is almost as annoying as her being depressed! God damn!)! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection (Ew. Ew. Ew.) but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother (No, he's mine!). I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask (He was wearing a mask? O.o). So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,... Volsemort and da Death Dealers (Death Dealers XD. They deal out death!)!
"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily (You're already there!). "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"
"What cause we...you know..." he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what. (Okay now you're just a total IDIOT! All of my guy friends have no problem talking about "you-know-what." Then again, I have some dirty minded friends…but I love them :D)
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice (*snort* You weren't complaining before.).
"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT." (Like that'll work.)
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream (O.o what does that even MEAN?)?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina (A Christian you mean? Unless you cut his balls off so that he's a girl. But then he would be Dracona XD) or what now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly (How do you mutter loudly?).
"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily (Just because he said they were gonna have an escort?).
"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.
I was flattened (You mean Vampire took my advice to drop a falling piano on you?) cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! (…oh yea that's real love right there.)
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while (I love how she has to make sure we know that their frenching xD) and I went up 2 my room.
B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in Japanese (Wow she's just so smart…)). "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (XD so she's taking out her anger by expelling the character that Raven is based off of? LMFAO!) (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)
"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily (I actually feel sort of sorry for Raven. I wouldn't want Ebony mad at me for anything o.o).
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas (You are so hardcore.). "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.
"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak (O.O *edges away* I'm not gonna lie…I'm a little afraid right now.)."
"Kawai." I commnted happily (Pyscho!). We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie (How do you talk in silence?).
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr (YOU ALREADY WENT! Remember? My buddies the Death Dealers interrupted?)." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."
B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping (You guys sound like such preps XD!)."
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde (I have one of—HEY! She stole mine that bitch!).
"No." My head snaped up.
"WHAT?" my head spuin (Can you picture her head spinning around like in those horror movies and stuff? xD). I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" (JUDGMENTAL!)
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed (Sound's more like a scream for help.). "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me! (…VAMPIRE!)). Or me (Don't you think you would like REMEMBER if you had told her? That's gotta be the drugs talking.).
"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms (Yes their brooms are on speed dial XD)."
"OMFFG (Oh my fucking Fred xD? Or is it a typo?)DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly (Quietly? Then why is it in all caps?).
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk (So then he wasn't the one who TOLD you about it dumbass!)." She told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE (Makes TOTAL sense.) and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs (Whoever this guy is like DESERVES Ebony. Ditch Draco for him! I'll comfort Draco…)."
"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked (At the same time? You guys are geniuses.).
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man (Like you. And Ebony. And everyone else.)! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch (That totally makes them posers. Trying to buy a camera pouch.)." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera (Why the hell would YOU know?)."
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN (Oh please God no)!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit (*screams in horror* OHMYGOD! Oh it's just Ebony! Geez I thought you were a boggart I'm terrified of those things!).
"Oh my satan (Don't say that! Say what my moms 2 year old Goddaughter said when I caught her talking to a doll when she was supposed to be napping. "Oh my G!" Cutest thing ever.) you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said. (I can almost hear the Scarf of Sexual Preference now xD. A Very Potter Musical reference btw ^_^)
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit (Who thinks he should be fired? *raises hand*). Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA (Lolololol she even got rid of the Raven in her name! XD) way what's yours?"
"Tom Rid (*wail*)." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair (Tommy-boy's hair is already black! He doesn't need to dye it!). "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv (I love how she automatically assumes he's coming on to her.)!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" (Go. Fly. Be free Ebony bird.)
