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AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it (Right now I really wish I was -_-)! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr (You stole her poster and kill her off and expect her to come back? Wait, she can spell somewhat better. RAVEN COME BACK!)!
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free (And again, he should get fired. No, he should be ARRESTED by the wizard cops.). He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual (Everyone in this story is!)). Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily (Yea, I'd probably be angry if he was shooting me too.). "Fuck off you fjucking (Fjucking has become my new favorite word.) bastard." Well anyway Willow came (*snorts* Oh wow. You try to win Raven back by resurrecting her character and pretending she never got expelled?). Hargird went away angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said. (I wonder what my best friend would do if I greeted her with, "Hey bitch.")
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything (Now she's trying to butter Raven up xD). She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic (That's not a good thing…).
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked (IT ALREADY HAPPENED— Oh screw you! *stomps off to make hot tea*) .
"I'm gong with Diabolo (*Runs back* STOP USING THAT NAME DX! My poor Ron! *sobs*)." she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson (*wails*). Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B'loody Mart (B'loody Mart? Is that a "goffic" store or something?) was going 2 da concert wif Dracola (Who's he?). Dracola used to be called Navel (Navel who is— *realizes* AW HELL NO! YOU DID NOT DRAG POOR NEVILLE INTO YOUR SICK, TWISTED STORY! NONONONO!) but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires (Geez is Hermione his sister or something 'Cuz I'm getting some MAJOR deja vou.). They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now (*In closet curled up in a little ball and whimpering* Is she done talking about how she ruined Neville now? Oh good. *comes out*). Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik (No I don't get it)) that his dad Lucian (IT'S LUCIUS!) gave him. We did pot, coke and crak (I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON DRACO'S BRAIN WAS SCREWED UP ENOUGH TO GO OUT WITH YOU!). Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there...I gapsed. (Why does she always have dots in front of, "I gasped". That's not dot worthy!)
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva (You've already told us this…repeatedly…)! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic (Ethnic? How does THAT make sense? O.o) voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez (Whoa, deja vou AGAIN!). I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was...Vlodemort and da Death Deelers (THEIR BAAAAAACK!)!
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed (I love how he goes from "moronic idiots" to words like "thou"). And now...I shall kill thou and Draco!" (Thou sounds like thy is running out of Shakespearen vocabulary)
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife (Oh sure, he has a wand but lets go straight for the muggle weapon.).
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick (O.O No…no…nooooo!). He had lung black hair and a looong black bread (GOD NO! DON'T DO THIS TO ME! Dx I CAN'T HANDLE IT DX). He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was...DUMBLYDORE (I am going to go jump in the middle of traffic now…)!