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AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz (She says she doesn't care, yet she's been like cutting herself because of her flames.)!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz (:O I wanna go to Transylvania! I would fit right in! WAIT! What if the villagers there thought she was an actual vampire and STABBED her with a stake :D…I wish T-T) so dnot expect updatz.
All day I wondered what the surprise was (Maybe he finally remembered his real self and the "surprise" is a stake in her heart!). Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple (Urple? That sounds like a cartoon character.) lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one (Nooo why? I can't take anymore pointless concerts Dx). I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR (Uh it takes other people to mosh…) in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes (Okay, I will admit that black is one of my favorite colors and I dress mostly in it, but YOU are OBSESSED! I can't take it!) and moshing (You need other people to mosh…) to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again.
"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Loopin (Loooooooooooooooooopin. Hehe that's fun to say. Try it. Loooooooooooopin.)! "R u gonna cum rape me or what (And again, I don't see WHY he would want to.)." I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo (Then why are they still in the school?).
"No, actshelly (geddit, hell (Main reason I think she's secretly a prep wannabe; No goth makes annoying puns about how "goffic" they are.)) kan I plz burrow sum condemns (Why would Ebony have condoms? She's a girl!...I think….)." he growld angrily.
"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh (Daaaamn she's going straight for the kill.)?" I shouted sarkastikally.
"Fuker." He said, gong away. (Gong? Hehehe *beats stick against a gong*.)
Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped...Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1 (Important Service Announcement: The commentator is unable to comment at the moment because she is too busy beating herself with a bat trying to forget she just read what she did. Thank you for your patience.)
"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it)(YOU ARE A SAD, SICK, TWISTED FREAK OF NATURE!) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now) (*jaw drops*…sh—she….*faints*)
"WTF is that why u wanted condoms (Why ELSE would he want them? To make balloons like me and my friend did? No, really we did. We snuck one from my older brother's room and went out to my pool then blew it up like a balloon. Then my brother came outside and my friend had to shove it under the water before he saw. It was quite hilarious.)?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat) (Yes but you used it wrong!)
"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lumpkin shouted angrily. (If he gets pregnant I swear I'm gonna hunt Tara down and kill her.)
"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.
"You dimwit!." Snake began 2 shoot angrily. And then...I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything (O.O).
"Well xcuse me (Am I the only one who pictured them snapping their fingers and getting all sassy? XD "Well excuuuuuse me!")!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"
"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked (Snarked. That is an awesome word. Snark attack, RAWR!). "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it (Ebony's thought process: "Their chasing me! *whips out wand* Time to defend myself! *throws it at them so they trip instead of being smart and casting a FUCKING SPELL!*). Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot (Inappropriate thoughts about someone who is NOT you're boyfriend!).
"WTF where'd Draco?" I asked him.
"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum (XD Well maybe you weren't turning him on! I'm sorry, that was dirty…couldn't resist.)." Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?"
Then... he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car (*gasp* No. Way. I did not see that coming.). He said his dogfather (Heh heh, I get it. Dogfather…Godfather…) Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said 'ENOBY' (Whyyyyy?) on it.
...I gasped. (Her dots are so annoying! What if we ALL did that? "You failed health class." "…*gasps*" "What's with the delayed reaction?" "Eh, it spice's things up.")
We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.
Vampire and I began 2 make out (*cough* gothic slut *cough*), moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.
I almost had an orgasim (Ugh…). Gerard was so fucking hot (I feel really bad for this guy having such a psychotic fan.)! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ...And den, I heard some crrying (Believe me when I say, it's me…). I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner (XD Aww did Snap give him a time out?).