AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk (Bitch please!) itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok (You're the WRITER!) koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help (I love how she goes from calling Raven a bitch to thanking her for helping.). btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed (*JEALOUS FACE*)!

Later we all went in the skull. Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay (Oh yea, he's crying. Of course he's not okay! MEDIOCRE DUNCE!)?" I asked in a gothic voice (A gothic voice? WOW! There's like, no such thing.).

"No I'm not u fuking bitch (My thoughts exactly.)!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way (My best friend Meg is over, the one I'm writing the Kingdom Hearts story with btw, and we both just tried running in a suicidal way. It went kinda like this. *slow mo run* *long, deep, dragged out voices* "NOOOOOOOOO—" *trips over each other and she landed on top of me*…epic fail.). I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide (Yet she stands there crying instead of stopping him…and WAIT didn't he already?).

"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you (She's such a gem.)!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.

"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood (*rolls eyes* Seriously, this guy is gonna like lose all his blood 'Cuz he won't stop CRYING!) came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz (NOT THE TIME EBONY!). (if ur a homophone den fuk of!) (Homophone…*facepalm*)

And then... we herd sum footsteps! Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke (An invincibility coke; coke that is undefeated.). We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris (Whoa, I KNOW she did NOT mix up Filch and Mrs. Norris .) there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly (She DID mix them up DX).

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris. (No one important!)

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich (Well that's not very nice.)!" Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT (The ghost of Christmas Past.)!" yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak (How the hell did he know there was a cloak? And if he DID know then well DUH! Of COURSE someone would have been under it!)!" he asked. Filth nodded (In Ebony's world, cats can nod!). And then...Vampir frenched me (Good timing bro.)! He did it jus as... Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1 (Oh snap, crackle, pop!)

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school (Draco, don't kill yourself! I haven't even saved you yet!).

"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?" (…He's just DANDY!)

"I guess though." Draco weeped (He says as he sobs.). We went back to our coffins frenching each other (Nothing like a good snog when you're crying, eh?). Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together (I have no comments on this…). As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1 (By Fug, I assume you mean Fudge. And by Mystery of Magic I assume you mean Minister of Magic…..WHICH IS WHAT FUDGE IS SO EITHER WAY YOU'RE AN IDIOT!)