AN: R&R3
AN: stfu (MAKE ME!)! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. noris (No. It. Isn't.) itz raven's folt ok (Sure, blame the bird. Their easy targets.)!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding raven u fokieng rok prepz suk!1 (Ok then…)
All day everyone talked about the Misery (Is this her trying to be gothic by changing it to "Misery" or is this one of her damn typo's?) of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas (Lacey leather? OW). Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me where... B'loody Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow! (Creeeeeeeeepers. Were they just like staring at your coffin?)
I opened my crimson eyes (How did you know they were there before you opened your eyes?). Willow was wearing (Outfit descriptions...wake me up when she's done. *promptly goes to sleep*.) a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way (*Talks in sleep* He does not look like Gerard Way.), and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B'loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said 'bich' and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Jenny) (*jolts awake* Jenny? You mean Ginny? Aw, HELL no!) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Crab and Goyle (O.o When did THEY get there?). It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle's dad was a vampire (Crabbe and Goyle but—*gasps* She…mixed them up with Fred and George…..*faints*). He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too (You are psycho. THIS IS ARTHUR WEASLEY SHE'S TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE! He doesn't even know the function of a rubber duck!). They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism (Stanism? Oi! Stan, you got your own religion!...Psh just kidding. I don't even KNOW a Stan xD.).
"OMFG" I yielded as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are u all here?" (YOU REPLACED FRED AND GEORGE WITH CRABBE AND GOYLE! THEY ARE THERE TO KILL YOU!)
"Enoby something is really fucked up (EBONY'S FACE!)." Draco said.
"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily (She is NOT a morning person . . . or an afternoon person . . . or a night person.) .
"It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful (He must be blind.)." Draco said in a sexy voice.
"Oh all right." I said smiling (I love how she's only happy when someone boosts her ego.). "But you have to tell me why your being all erective (O.O)."
"I will I will." he said. (Please son't)
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation (Back to the white foundation…). Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Britney (Britney…stereotype prep name heh heh.) from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her (Ooh she's a prep, that automatically makes her a bad person!). Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork (Don't call him that bitch!). Cornelia Fudged (Fudged…heh heh heh) was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge (XD RUMBRIDGE?) was there too.
"THIS CANNOT BE (No, it's true! Tara replaced Fred and George with Crabbe and Goyle!)!" she shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED (I'll say!)!"
"THE BARK LORD (Bark lord…the evil tree!) IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS (YAY!)!" yelled Cornelia (Cornelia? Are you calling Fudge a girl? Well he was a pussy in OotP so I agree.) Fudge.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER ( I know he let EBONY into the school!)!" yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS (I AM GOING TO DIE XD)! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS (We can only hope…so Dumbledore, do NOT retire! Let him kill the students! Or at least Ebony!)!"
"Very well." Dumbledore said angrily (T-T Way to give in.). "Butt we cannot do this. We can't close the school (Yea, think of the paperwork involved!). There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort (Hermione? Pansy? Ginny, Ron's sister? ME?) and she is in the school. And her name is...Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Using her full name ruins the dramatic moment. You just like drag it out longer than it needs to be. Can I make a simple suggestion my old friend? Just tone it down. What's wrong with "Ebony Way"?)."
Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and B'loody Mary looked at each other...I gasped (Yeaa if my life was being held in the hands of HER I'd be scared.).