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Well we had Deviation next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions (Ohh I get it! Divination, Trewlaney. *Looks extremely pleased with self* I got's it now!) .

"Konnichiwa (More Japanese talk…what's weird is that she spelled it right .) everybody come in." said Proffesor Sinister (Sinistra….it's Sinistra….) in Japanese. She smelled (Wait, she SMELLED YOU? Is she a fucking dog?) at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's da coolest fucking teacher ever (Yea you would like her for smelling you, WOULDN'T YOU!). She had long dead black hair (Dead? Well a good trim and some conditioner will fix that right up.) with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire (Another half vampire…). She's also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n b'loody mry get along grate (I don't care if her and goff Hermione are bffl's because they both speak Japanese.)) She's really young for a teacher (Well I guess 40s is young compared to the other teachers at Hogwarts o.O). 2day she was wearing (Oh hell here we go…)a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong (It's Emily the Strange, honeybear.). I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it (*tosses bucket of holy water at her* MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU BITCH!).

"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey I love ur nail polish where'd u get it, Hot Topik (When I wear black nail polish I get strange looks. *nods importantly*)?"

"Yeah." I answered. All the preps who didn't know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger (Okay if I did that in front of my teachers, half of them would freak at me and the other half would just be like in a monotone voice, "Don't do that".). "Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?"

"Ho about now?" she asked. (RIGHT NOW! In front of EVERYBODY!)

"OK." I said.

"OK class fucking dismissed every1 (I wish my teachers dismissed us like that. I wouldn't mind going to school just to hear that from my teachers xD)." Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go. "Except for you Britney." she pointed at Britney and sum other preps (*snort* That's right be mean to the preps. RACIST!). "Please do exorcize (geddit (Ha…ha…ha.)) 1 on page 3."

"OK I'm having lotz of visions." I said in a worried voice. I'm so worried is Draco gong 2 die (Then do the honorable thing and die for him :D Who's with me on that? Eh, EH?).

Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in (I'm surprised she didn't give it to you to smell it.). I looked at it.

"What do you c?" she asked. (I see….I see….I SEE—)

"I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram." (—Well I was going to say a black crystal ball but whatever floats your goffic boat.)

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes (Whoa, Congress gave him shoes? Wait a second, there IS no Congress in the wizard world o.o THIS IS WRONG!).

"Okay you can go now, see ya cunt (Such a lovely woman.)." said Proffesor Sinister.

"Bye bitch." I said waving. (Such a lovely girl.)

I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited (Exhibited? O.o).