AN: *cringe* Uhh hi everyone. So um yea I know it's been awhile…but in my defense I—Oh who am I kidding? Feel free to throw rotten tomatoes at me *hangs head* But it might interest u that I did some "Tara" research. I found out she apparently has dyslexia? Not sure if its true. Oh and back when she first posted this story, someone hacked into her account and posted the last 4 chapters or something but she got control of her account again, deleted it, and posted her original crap -_- Ok read on my loves!
AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK (Doesn't she ever get tired of telling us to stop flaming when we obviously won't?)!1 if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep (Eh I'm good.)! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok (About the black guy? He was pretty chill! He was trying to kill off the people in Tara world.)!11
A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree (Wait was he standing below? 'Cuz their like at the top of the tree...). He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt (I'll let you know when I care.).
"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob (Okay people brace yourselves. Rant time. 1, How can you say something flirtily as you're bawling like a baby? 2, How is Vampire up in the tree? 3, Why would you try and be flirty in front of you're boyfriend. And lastly, YOU AND DRACO ARE NAKED RIGHT NOW!). Draco hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood (…You've BEEN crying a blood waterfall!) and then told them what happened.
"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily (Aw damn everyone, he's getting a little sassy o.o!). He4 started to cry sadly (And he lost the sassiness -_-). "What fucking dick did that (*shrugs* I dunno)!"
"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor (*smiling creepily while holding a knife and speaks in calm, serene voice* Dumbledore can't save you now.)."
We ran out of the tree (How do you run out of a tree when YOU ARE ON TOP! GAH! *slams head into keyboard* fhofjw0 gfj) and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
"Sire (Sire? Is he, like a king now?) are dads have been shot (Sirius isn't Harry's dad!)!" Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dreem."
Dubleodre started to cockle (:O cockle…that word is almost as cool as fjucking and snarkle!). "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional (….)?"
I glared at Dumbledore.
"Look motherfucker (Daaaamn Vampire is one bad ass chick!)." he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter (So much I could say…so much…)). "U know very well that I'm not decisional (Huh o_O). Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pronto (XD Am I the only one who finds Vampires bossiness and chick talk hilarious?)!"
"Okay." he said in a intimated voice (Aw c'mon Dumbles. He's not THAT scary!). "Were are they?"
I fought about it (Did you sit there punching yourself saying, "THINK MAN THINK!"). Then all of a sudden... "Longdon (Longdon…hehe I wanna go to Longdon.)." I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff (*Sigh*). After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them (*sighs louder*). After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found (*yawns*). Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room (*rolls eyes*). We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed (AHHH! DX I wasn't ready for that!). Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers...and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1 (Woo….hoo.)