AN: u no wut!111 I dnot giv a fok wut u prepz fink abot me (This is almost as annoying as her outfit descriptions .)!1111 so stup flaming da foking story bichez (Why you gotta be so mean T-T!)!1111 fangz 2 raven 4 ur luv n sport n help i luv u gurl (Raven we hate you.) soz i kodnt update lol I wuz rly deprezzd n I silt muh rists I had 2 go 2 da hospital (Hahaha LOL that's so funny! No really, it is.) rraven u rok gurl!11111111111111111111
Every1 in the room stated to cry happly (Tissues? *chucks tissue boxes and knocks out Ebony.)- I had saved them (*yawn*). Drako, Lucian, Serious bond Vampire all came to hug me (:D maybe they'll all crush her!). The nurse started to give them medicine (*snicker* What kind xD?).
"Cum on Enoby." said Proffesor Sinatra (Oh THIS chick again.). She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it (…..Mmm vampire blood. Yummy. *makes slurping noise*.) and fuking black platinum boots (They aren't just black platinum boots. Their FUCKING black platinum boots.). "I have to tell you the fucking perdition (Prediction I guess o.O?)."
I locked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake and Vampire. They nodded.
I smelled happily (Woof.) and went into a dark room. I had changed (Say what now o.o?) Profesor Sinister took out some black cards (And started playing poker!). She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said... "Tara, I see drak times are near (Yea, there's still quite a bit of chapters left Dx)." She said badly. She peered into da balls. "You see, you must go back in time (To keep Ebony's parents from ever meeting :D?)." She took out a Time-Toner like B'loody Mary had. "When Voldemint (Hehehe…Voldemint, the toothpaste.) was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth broken (He has NO heart and he never has!). Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love (He is incapable of loving!)?" I shook my head. "U must go back in time and sedouce him (*is dead*). It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it (Maybe Buckbeak will run her over before then…)."
"Okay." I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin (Whatever that is…). I went outside again sadly.
"What fucking happened?" asked Draco and Vampire (She has to fuck Voldemort, that's what.).
"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Willow and Boldy Mary?
I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond (A party? I LOVE parties! Drinks all around :D!). Everyone was proud of me (Except me. And pretty much all my peeps reading this. Am I right?) butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore. A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik (-_-)wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him (Who's him?). Even Mr. Noris looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out (*stomach growls* Gee THANKS Ebony.). Crabbe and Goyke set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Wesley's Whizard Wises (…She doesn't deserve to live.).
I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether (No…no….no).
