AN: I sed stop gflmaing da story it wuz a miskat wen profsor relory sed dat ok (Say what now?)!11111111 GO 2 FOKENG HELL (Eh they kicked me out.)!1111 U SUK! fangz 2 fily (Who o.O?) 4 da help!1! raven hav fun wif kiwi (Is Raven dating a fruit now? I knew Raven was a little messed up, I mean hell look at who her friend's are.)!1111111
We went in2 a blak room (I thought they went outside o.o). The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them (Manson scares me…). A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box (Don't care.). There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem (…Ew.). I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath (I don't need that mental image in my head Dx).
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly (Her whole "da" thing is soooo irritating .). So did Drako and Vampire.
"Are you okay?" Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it. (Every time a hand is mentioned, she always has to point out their nail polish.)
"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. "The problem is...I have to seduce Volxemort (Way to tell your boyfriend and you're friend with benefits.). Ill have 2 go bak in time"
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him (-_-).
"Itz okay Eboby." he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you (YES SHE IS! No, wait, DUMP HER!)?"
"Of coarse not (Stay out of this Ebony!)!" I gasped.
"Really?" he asked (SHE'S LYING!).
"Sure." I said (Ugh.).
We frenched sexily (Damn it Dx). Vampire looked at us longingly (Freak *points and laughs*).
Then... I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants (Noo!). He was hung lik a stallone (I just died…). He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it (But you can't do that! *looks around uncertainly* Can you?). Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way (I wonder how far I could kick her right now?). Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4) (...I'm done with this….I—I can't handle this anymore Dx she's broken me!).
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif (*In corner*).
We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock (:O YOU KIDNAPPED SPOCK?) in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
"I love you Eboby (Who in their right minds would—I mean—And she—GAH). Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm (…yummy.). We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly...
"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!"
It was...Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111 (Save us DX!)