AN: I am soo sorry Dx don't hurt me. As a sorry gift I'll post THREE chapters.
AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u (THAT'S IT! FUCK YOU TARA, FUCK. YOU.)!1111 raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111
"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily (*Gets popcorn and hands out 3-D glasses to everyone reading this right now.).
"CUM NOW (They already did XD)!1!" Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel (Oooh caramel! NOM NOM) and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily. (Put the gun down! It's just caramel!)
"Yeah buster (…Buster…*shakes head sadly*)what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera (Aww it's a camera. Fighting over a caramel is a much, much better plot twist.) ?" Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop (The many transformations of Snape. Snape-Snap-Snop-Snope-Snoop Dog ). laughed meanly.
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle (Yea you tell them Professor McBadass!). She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it (O.o Okay now I'm slightly scared.). Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol (Despite it being a HORRIBLE joke, tis true.) tom felnot rulez 4 lif (TRUE DAT!) but nut as muxh as gerard (…Ebony, we were connecting there for a moment…but you ruined it Dx) ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111). (Yea, yea he definitely wants YOU.)
I started to cry tearz of blood (-_-) (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok (Yes because Raven's word is law. I mean, she let you post THIS!) so fok u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief (Honkerchief….Heh heh heh xD) and started to wipe my red eyes (Gag me with a shovel.).
And then... he and Snoop both took out guns using magic (Oooh yea guys! Let's use our magic to take the guns out when we can use our hands to get them, even better instead of using magic to fight let's use muggle weapons!). They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand (Wow she did something right. Good on ya!).
"Crosio!" I shouted (I assume she meant crucio…o.o *gulp*). Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets (Why does it matter? He's screaming in pain so he can't fight back anyway.). I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up (o.o). She took out a box of tools (TORTURE SUPPLIES :D). Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left. Snap started to laugh evilly (And were back to Snap…). Vampire started to cry (Aww tissue? *chucks box at his head*).
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake (And now he is Snake…)."
Snape (Yay! She got his name right!) laughed again. And then...he took out some whips (Oh dear God no…no…I can see where this is going…)!1!1111