AN: stop flaming da story ok u dnot no wutz even gona happen ok (Oh I am quite sure we ALL know where this is going.) !1111 so FUL U!111 if u flam u wil be a prep so al flamerz kan kiss muh ass (I'd rather not. I'd probably drop dead.))!111 soz 4 soz 4 sayin alzhimers is dongerous (Dongerous…L.O.L) but datz da mysteries opinin (Mysteries can't have an opinion! That defeats the whole purpose!) koz sosiety basically sux. fangz 2 raven u rok bich!111
"No!11" we screamed sadly (Oh wah wah.). Snap stated loafing meanly (What did that poor loaf of bread do to you?). He took out a kamera anvilly (MY ANVIL :D). Then... he came tords Darko!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle (O_o I'm slightly scared. Not gonna lie.).
"What the fuck r u doing!" I shooted arngrily (…tap dancing.). Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants (*screams* I'VE GONE BLIND Dx). I gasped- there was a Dork Mark (XD Dork mark. My version of a dork mark is drawing the Deathly Hallows sign on my hand, drawing the Triforce symbal from Zelda on my other hand, and then drawing the Ring from LotR.) on his you-know-wut!11! (So lemme get this straight…his dark mark was is on his penis? *proceeds to die of laughter*)
He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me (No! Don't let her have a sharp pointy object who knows what will happen?).
"U must stab Vrompire." he said to me. "If u don't then I'll rap Draco!1" (Or you can stab them all and then stab yourself :D)
"No you fucking bastrad!1" I yielded.
But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil (EVIL? I KNEW IT!) goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (How can a person look like a pentagram . I'm so fjucking confused…) (lol geddit koz im a Satanist (Ha…haha.)) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard (Not the time Ebony!). But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair (So basically their both sexy so you don't want to kill either of them.). I thought of da time when we screwed (Oh lets reminisce to decide who to kill. More importantly, lets reminisce about when you guys fucked.)and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came (-_- oh yea good times.) and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive .
Snipe laughed angrily. He started to prey to Volxemort (You're a God now? Good on ya mate!). He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire (I think I'm gonna be sick Dx).0 Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape (…Destruct? Or distract?).
"Dumbeldork will get u!" Draco shooted. (Dumbledork doesn't like you remember?)
"Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out (They won't give a damn either.)!11" Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand. (O.o)
"You ridiculus dondderhed (…Dondderhed? Heh heh heh.)!111" Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him (MY MIND HAS BEEN RUINED!)...
"Crosio!" I shited pointing my wound (You have no idea how hard I'm laughing. The thought of Ebony casting a torture curse and taking a shit…oh my lord xD). Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious (…Now isn't the time to be sexting, Ebony). I stopped doing crucio.
"You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came (O-o What…what…I'm so confuzzled!).
Snake put the whip behind his bak. "Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing (YOUR LYING!)." he lied. But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap (Dueces Snap!). Then Profesor Trevolry said 'Come on Ebony let's go." (Yes to St. Mungo's.)