AN: So I made a whoops. THIS is chapter 32. The one I recently posted was 33. Sorry! *hangs head in shame*
AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt tom bodil dat wuz a mistak (You seem to have a lot of those.)!1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself (No thanks.)!11111 U SUK!111111
"Hi." I said flirtily (*cough* Whore *cough*). "Im Enoby Way da new student (Cuz that's believable for HOGWARTS.)." I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
"Da name's Tom (Hi Tom! *waves* Do you know Tim? I got a distress call from him.)." he said. "But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam (Of course it is…)"
We shok hands. "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." Satan said. I followed him (Follows the guy name Satan who is gonna be the worlds most horrible murderer…sounds legit.). "Hey Satan...do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day (…This is like the 40s. They don't exsist yet!)?" (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den (Neither does Green Day!)) I asked.
"Oh my fuking god, how did u know (*headdesk*)?" Satan gasped. "actually I like gc a lot too."(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that's ounded really 80s (Even if this was in the 80s and not the 40s, it doesn't matter if it SOUNDS it!))
"omg me too!" I replied happily (Were dealing with idiots here.).
"guess what they have a concert in hogsment." satan whispered (*whispers* I like whispering too.).
"hogsment?" I asked. (Oh wow, something that was purposely spelled wrong for some stupid plot point that makes no sense.)
"yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000 (What'd I tell you. 2000! REALLY? GAH!)." he told me all sekrtivly. "and theres a really cool shop called Hot-"
▒topic!" I finshed, happy again (*facepalm* NOT. INVENTED. YET.).
He froned confusedly. "noo its called Hot Ishoo (O_o Hot whaaat?)." He smiled skrtvli again. "then in 1998 (Oh good God why?) dey changd it to hot topic." he moaned (…Why is he moaning .).
"ohh." now everything was making sense for me (Glad it's making sense for SOMEONE.). "so is dumblydor your princepill (Yea he's the most royal pill out there. The prince pill.)?" I shouted.
"uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "im in slitherin'"
"OMfG SHME TOO!" I SHRIEDKED. (*falls out of a chair* GEEZ! HE IS RIGHT THERE!)
"u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im goffik (Hahaha…ha. -.-)) he asked.
"yah that's why im here im NEW." I SMELLED HAPPili (She's such a bitch. Heh heh see what I did THERE? Female dog!).
Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily (Shredding? Is he like tearing a piece of paper up angrily?). "NO TALKING IN THE HALLS (*loudly* I'M TALKING! Whatchu gonna do about it fool?)!" he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters (*throws hands up in air* I give up.). "STUPID GOFFS!"
satan rolled his eyes. "his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we're in slytherine and we're not preps (No you guys are just annoying as fuck.)."
I turned around angrily. "actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord (Yea he hates trees. On arbor day he crashes the parties and burns down the trees instead of planting them.)."
"wtf?" he asked angrily. (*snicker* I thought he knew everything about the future.)
"oh nuffin." I said sweetly. (*rolls eyes*)
then suddenlyn... the floor opened. "OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly (*head cocked* O.o)."
"hey where r u goin?" satan asked as I fell (OMG! You have no idea how hard that made me laugh xD like seriously I thought I was gonna piss myself.).
I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry's classroom (…Aw no more Tom? What a disappointment…). dumblydum wuz dere. "dumblydore I think I just met u (And you were shredding paper.)." I said.
"oh yeah I rememba that." dumblydor said, trying to be all goffik (I'm gonna kill something.).
sinister came in. "hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby what da hell r u doing (Ruining my excellent life!)?"
:"um." I looked at her.
"oh yeaH I forgot bout that (Glad to know she's on top of everything.)."
"wth how?" I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second (That doesn't stop you from greeting her with, "Hey bitch" and what not.). but shes a goff so its ok (Yes that makes it alright.).
professor sinster looked sad. "um I was drinking voldemortserum (The hair care product from Voldy, or Veritaserum the truth potion o.o)." she started to cry black tears of depression. dumblydum didn't know about them.
"hey r u crying tears of blood?" he asked curiously, tuching a tear (Oh good. Someone with a somewhat normal reaction.).
"fuck off!" we both said (That's nice.) and dumblydum took his hand away.
professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears (How can the tears be LIMPID if they're bloody!) . "omfg enoby...I think im addicted to Voldemortserum (…Your addicted to hair/truth potion…)."
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