AN: So I posted this as chapter 32 when its 33 by accident so go back and read 32 lol. Sorry for the mix up!

AN: I sed shut up (It's gotten comforting to be greeted in the same way every chapter, don't ya think? xP) itz nut my folt ok if u don't lik da story (Oh sure blame US.) den ur a prep (Yep, you caught me.) so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz (….Promise?) nd diz tim I men it (I don't believe you DX)!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz raven 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1 (Raven must be insane to want your help hon.)

"Oh my fuking god!1 (What NOW?)" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 St Manga's, bitch?" (Anime won't save her now!)

"Hel no!" she said. "Lizzen Egogy (…Is Ebony an egg now . I must have missed a MAJOR plot point. I always thought she was a crack head. Heh geddit? CRACK head—Oh forget it.), I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help (Tim doesn't want you in him, Tom doesn't want to help you. Lets just make it clear that all guys that have names that start with "T" don't want you!)?"

"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas. (Panamas is how my mom's two year old goddaughter pronounces pajamas….)

"Hey Sexxy." I said. (I know it. I WORK OUT! XD couldn't resist.)

"How'd it go Enoby?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking. (If she compares him to Gerard Way one more time I will take the plug for my computers charger and use her ass hole as an outlet!)

"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm (I'm surprised she didn't say that they "sexily went into the black dorm…that is black.").

"How far did u go wif Satan?" Drako asked jealously. (Jealousy is not a good thing, *gazing longingly at Draco and practicing voodoo on a doll of Ebony.)

"Not 2 far, lol." I borked. (…She…borked? O_o)

"Will you hav to do it with him?" Draco asked angstily. (Please no.)

"I hop not 2 far!111" (I bet I can hop farther then you!) I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him (Yea if I started shooting at an innocent dude I'd feel bad too…then again you're his girlfriend so maybe he isn't innocent…). I said sorry. We frenched (…Yay more pointless frenching!).

"What happened 2 Snipe?" I growled. (WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?)

"U will see." Draco giggled mistressly (He…giggled…mistressly O.O?). He opened a door...Snap nd Lumpkin (Lumpkin…heh heh heh.) werz there!11 Serious waz pokering (Ooh I suck at poker!) dem by staging dem wif a blak nife. (Oh…poking…)

"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Lumpkin bagged (Quite whining!) as Serious started 2 suk his blood (…Yummy.). I laffed statistically (o.o She scares me…a lot.). I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued (In a, I-Never-Will-Be-Happy-Again kind of way…). (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok (Sure they do.) haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz (…I'm gonna assume she means Shark Attack 3?)). We took sum of Snipe's blod (EW.)den Drako and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity (Cloves of garlic? Oh the irony xD. Actually I think she means gloves.) so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie (Oh nice. Ooh my gloves are dirty so I'm gonna change my entire outfit to look like a slut!) kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (I've only seen the first one once so I don't remember…) (if u haven't herd of it den FUK U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz (If were lucky she'll break both her ankles…then get attacked and killed…by a crow.). Darko put on ▒desolition liverz' by MCR. Den...we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez (God you guys are like rabbits!). I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge (Ugh I cannot stand when writers make CONSTANT comparisons to movies and what not.). He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy (…That's not what an orgy is sweetheart. Stick to calling it an orgasm.).

"Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation. (*is covering eyes*)

"I luv u TaEbory (Heh wrong name dumbass.)." he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol. (…Lol!)