AN: Almost over with people! Just bear with it a little longer!
AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory (YAY!) and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation (God damn it!)?oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not (I don't wanna.)!1111111
Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it (How can a goth not even spell black right?). On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car.I went in it seduktivly (If I attempted to get in a car seductively I'd probably hit my head on the car.). Stan started 2 drive it.(First Tim, now Stan! Dx) We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan (…No shit.)), kuttting,musik and being goffik (Yes because goth people constantly talk about those things.).
"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort (Wait, what happened to Satan?)agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy (For the last time…I don't want to screw a bi guy! Stop telling me to, damn it!))
"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena (Well I'm really sorry you heard it then!)."
I said in a flirty voice (Whore.). "...Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?" (Yea, stop drinking it.)
"Well..." he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod." (Of. Fucking. Course.)
Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist (Oh look, an actual horror movie!). In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol (…I've never seen this movie but I am pretty positive that there is no serial or cereal killers in it.).Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists (Freaks more like it.).
While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily (She can even steal sexily! Ain't our Ebony just so talented?) from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it (When is this story over? I just wanna quit!). I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag (….Uhh….no comment.).Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere (Stop mixing my beautiful Nightmare Before Christmas with your sick, demented story Dx).
"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up.I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Enoby gess what?"
I new then that the amnesia had worked (I knew then that Ebony does not know what amnesia is.).
"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work."He said (o.o). "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u." (O.O)
"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly (Yea, I totally see what's cool about it.).And den... he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out (Not this again! And in the middle of a movie theater! Think of the children!)(Oh yea, it's a horror film. There are no children. But please, people don't want to be THAT scared!).I tok of his shit (xD).He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 (So does every guy in this damn story!)We frenched.
"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep. (*eating popcorn* Run prep woman, RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!)
"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly... I attaked her suking all her blood (*sniffle* I warned her everyone, I tried but she didn't listen.).
"Noooooo!11" she screamed (*salutes and reads poem that just now popped into head* May her memory live on, for she stood up to Satan's spawn.). All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped (*Nearly spits out lemonade from laughing*) koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether (Yes because that's my first instinct to do when I see a psychotic chick sucking someone's blood.).Satan and I started to walk outside.
"Zomg how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice. (Yea watching my date kill someone turns me on too.) (Then again, this IS Voldemort.)
"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car. (No you're not dumbass! You can go in the fjucking sun! *goes into long rant*-and that's why the color yellow makes me sad I think…)
"Siriusly?" he gasped. (You cannot use that joke! Only true Potterheads can!)
"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer (Good for ya.).Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily (Woof.).
"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink (It's Ebony world, she can just make a TV come running out of the Forbidden Forest with that movie playing.)?"
"Yah." I said as we kised passively (EW! *points childishly*). Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time (Oh…THIS place...). We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol (…It's hilarious.).
"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin(Nemo's dad! *has geek attack*) on da stage. We did the devil fingers.I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay (Shmexy is my word you bitch! I NEED A FRYING PAN TO KNOCK HER OUT WITH!))!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way (Who? I lose track of all these people that she compares the guys to.). I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing (o.o).
"I wood like to peasant...XBlakXTearX!11" he said. I ran onstage (NONONONO DON'T SUBJECT US TO THIS TORTURE!). Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments (…Instilments?). I got onstag (You got on a stag? Well go ride it! WHEEE!).
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy (…This sentence made no sense. You can't sound like a pentagram!).
Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation(….K.). "I'M NUT OKAY!1"I sang finaly (We know. There's some people at St. Mungo's who may or may not be able to help you. But with your case I doubt they can do much.). Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak (BOOO! HISS!).
"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?" (Temper, temper.)
"Woops im sory!" said Lucian. (See he said he was sorry!)
"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily. (o.o Chill guys.)
"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1" (Snap and Lucian=BROMANCE!)
"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious. (Did Ebony legitly mix up how to spell Sirius and serious?)
"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro. (Chick fight! Chick fight! Chick fight!)
"U guys stop!11" I shotoedangrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife. (Aw damn, we gotta badass over here.)
"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm (James, shoot everyone! Then shoot yourself!)
And den...I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11 (OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING DIE! PLEASE!)
"No!111" yielded everyonebut it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak. (Did we kill her off folks? Sadly, no. I wish. But unfortunately she keeps escaping Death.)