Author's Note: Here's a somewhat humorous one… I can't write funny things, so sorry for the inevitable disappointment! Don't be shy- review for my sake and yours!
Rukia damned the couch as she rammed her smallest toe into the leg of it. Clutching her foot, she toppled over the arm, landing with her back on the cushion.
"Damn piece of junk!" she hissed.
She had only woken up to retrieve a simple glass of water, but somehow, Rukia ended up limping her way through the kitchen after knocking her knee into the table and spilling her glass. She now found herself wishing they had never decided to rearrange the furniture earlier that day.
"Rukia! What the hell are you doing?"
Rukia looked up in the dark, silly, for there was no light shining in the room to send her to the voice anyway.
"Nothing, Ichigo," she huffed, adjusting herself and hopping off from the couch.
She heard footsteps coming toward her and stepped back out of warrior instinct. "It's three o'clock in the morning, baka!" Ichigo said through clenched teeth.
"I was thirsty!"
"Then why are the lights off?"
Rukia stamped her foot and crossed her arms, Ichigo rolled his eyes, yet neither could see the other.
"I didn't want to wake you."
"Well look how well that turned out!" With that, Ichigo flicked on the light switch and groaned. Glass from Rukia's broken cup was scattered across the kitchen and into the living room, not to mention water made the entire floor slick. The couch was crooked and had scratched the floor, all while the table was rammed into the wall.
Rukia turned red, and that Ichigo could see.
"You are the most ungraceful person I think I've ever met in my life."
Insulted, Rukia turned her nose to the ceiling and re-crossed her arms, only to be hit in the face with a broom. Rukia grabbed it before it fell and held a tiny fist in front of her face.
"Baka! Aren't you going to help me?"
"You made the mess, you clean it." Ichigo turned his back and yawned. "And next time," he said, turning one last time to catch a glance of her, "just turn on the damn lights."