AN: So I stalked Tara's profile (XXXbloodyrists666XXX in case you wanted to know.) and apparently she hates preps (shocking, right?) and a bunch of so called "preppy" actresses (I know we all know this, but it gets better.). Yet her favorite movies have them in it. For example, Lindsey Lohan. She hates her but loves Mean Girls. Does this make sense? NO! Oh and she is a Twilight lover. *spits* Sorry…I hate Twilight. Doesn't surprise me that she loves it.

AN: stfu prepz git a lif (I have a life. Making fun of you.)!111111 U SUCK (Draco. PWNED!)!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik august (…Why does this bitch keep getting to go to England? I wanna go! It's not fair Dx. Then again she's probably lying.) so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed FOK U!(did anyone NOT flame this story?)1 MCR RULEZ 666!111

I woke up in da Norse's offace on a special gothik coffin (Madam Pomfrey, why?). Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Draco had bet him up (What did Hagrid do? .). Mr. Noris was cleaning the room (I wish I had a cat that could clean. Or a dog. I'm not a big cat person. Ooh or if my hamster could clean. *cough* er, moving on.).

"Oh mi satan wut happened!" I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came.He loked less mean then usual. (Yes because Voldemort is capable of being un-mean.)

"Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11" I yielded. (Yielded instead of yelled is getting annoying -_-)

"Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11" he said arngrily (DUDE YOUR NOT SHAKESPEARE!).Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective. (I don't even know what to say to that…)

"Volxemort? OMFG what's wrong!111" I asked. (*headdesks*)

Sudenly... Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came! B'lody Mary and Vampire were wif dem.

Every1 was holding blak boxez (Ugh, more presents for no reason.). VOLXEMORT DISAPAERD. (Bye Voldy.)

"OMFG Enoby ur alive!111"(Unfortunately) Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and B'lody Mary.

"What the fuk happened?" I asked dem. "Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?" I gosped.(You're already dead you vampire prep!)

"Enoby u were almost shot!11"(She DID get shot! Unless near death experiences knock someone out.) said Serious. "But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time."(I wanna kill these people.)

"But fangz anyway!1" said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms! (Did he lose an arm at all .)

"OMG I cant beleve Vampirz' dad shot u!1" I gasped. (Yea believe me when I say, me either.)

"Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den." said James.(Snap was possessed by Snap…? And you're TALKING TO VAMPIRE'S DAD!)

"Yah he wuz a spy." Serious said sadly. "He wuz really a Death Dealer."(I KNEW IT! Just kidding…I didn't.)

"And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11"(….Uh huhh.) said Lucian. "He didn't even realy no hu GC were until I told him (Who cares? Most people don't learn about things without being told or showed and what not.)."Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents.(She doesn't deserve them Dx) I was opening a blak box wif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it)(You already have that film...doesn't she?) on it when I gasped. Mr. Noris looked up angrily coz he h8ed gothz. (Yes because only goth people watch that movie…well…only goth people totally fall in love with it I suppose. I love the movie. I'd probably be a poser to Tara, well everyone is who doesn't kiss her ass, because I'm only goth half the time. Does this make sense? Probably not. But oh well. *shrug*)

"Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?" I asked gothikally.(Yes, he's locked in my basement.)

"No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax."(Okay I lied…..Hoes of Wax? *snickers*) said Profesor Trevolry. "He duzzn't know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1"

I got up suicidally.(I'm getting a headache…) Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing(NOT AGAIN Dx) a blak leather nightgun.(What the hell is a nightgun?) Underthat I had on a sexxy blak leather bra (I don't care) trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik gurl on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (Ew.) (if u don't get da idea massage me ill tell u)(DON'T MESSAGE HER IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYES!). I put on a blak fishnettop under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak laceand congress shoes. I left the hospital's wings wif B'lody Mary, Willow and Vampire. (O.O I just realized…that Tara must be Stephanie Meyer. IT ALL MAKES SENSE! All these guys in love with her, keeps not dying when she should. The world is once again in balance for me.)

"OMFG letz celebrate!11" gasped Willow.(Derp)

"We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1" giggled Vampire.(Giggle again Harry and I swear…*brandishes Beaters bat*.)

"Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11" said Hermoine.(. Hermione? She used her real name?) We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den...I gasped... Draco wuz there doing it wif Snap!1111111111111111111111111(…/3) He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.(yeah because what they're wearing is so important right now!)

"U fucking prep!11" we all yielded angrily. (Yes because if my boyfriend cheated on me with an older man my first thought was that he MUST be a prep.)

"Yah u betrayed us!111" shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.(US? Vampire what the fuck have you got to do with this?)

"No u don't understand!1" screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingie out of Snake's.(...how the hell do you put a thingie into a thingie?)

"No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111" said Willow trying 2 attak him (EEK! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE TREE'S!) (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out. (She sexily tried to commit suicide with a filet…seems legit.)

"Enoby no!11111" screamed Draco but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it (How do u slit your wrists with steak?) suddenly everyfing went blak again.(BLEED BITCH BLEEEEED.)