All right, we've got one of the most famous memes to tackle today, so let's not waste any more time than necessary.
… Actually, that would be a contraindication, as memes are wastes of times.
Here we go!
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Maka groaned as she forced her broken body to stand once more. Every single movement caused her a near-intolerable amount of pain. Of course, getting curb-stomped by the ultimate personification of insanity generally creates horrible agony. She panted, clutching her broken arm and casted a glare at Asura, who gazed at her with amusement.
"Give it up, little girl," He said. "If you couldn't defeat me with your weapon, then you have absolutely no chance of doing it now."
Maka gritted her teeth, infuriated by the deity's snide comment. "S-shut up!" she hissed, wiping a small trickle of blood out of her eye.
Asura just grinned, raising his arms up slightly. "Come on, give it up. If you quit now, I promise to not harm you and your friends any further." He then cackled slightly. "But of course, you don't believe me. After all, the final result of any of your efforts is madness!"
At this, Maka started to stumble towards the Kishin. He blinked; smile falling off of his face. "What?"
"Madness…" She hissed in reply. Maka's head then snapped up.
"THIS!" The stumbling progressed into running, then sprinting.
"IS!" Asura's eyes widened, panic starting to seep through his addled brain.
"SHIBUSEN!" Maka roared, blasting her fist directly through the Kishin's noggin. There was a pause, in which Maka's smoking fist occupied the space that once belonged to a head. Then, ever so slowly, Asura's headless body tumbled backward, falling off of a cliff.
She panted, smiling as Asura's barrier started to disintegrate, signaling the end of the madness wavelength. This smile then turned into a contemplative frown as one important question entered her mind.
"Where did that come from?"
fin
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Well, there you all go: One steaming pile of Shi-
Maka: SHIBUSEN!
(punches noggin off)
Next Time: Crona gets a pair of sunglasses! Can he deal with it?