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AN: I fink after dis I wil hav abott 2 or three mor chapterz (Yet there's only one more, thank God!).Fangz 2 all muh revyooers not das flamers if u flamed sis story den u suk (The only good reviewer you get is Raven. Maybe.)!111111 if u flam den fukk u!111
I walked sexily into the Great Hall (The only people who can walk sexily are, 1. Draco Malfoy. 2. Cloud Strife (From Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts)) .It was empty except for one person. Draco was there (THIS Draco can't walk sexily. He shouldn't even be able to walk! I mean, he's died HOW many times?) ! He sat der in deddly bloom (In deddly bloom? I'm just gonna nod my head and pretend I know what she's talking about…) in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants.He had slit his wrists (…Are we supposed to feel sorry for him…?)!111I felt mad at him for having sexwith Snape (Yea for once in your life you have a legitimate excuse for being mad. Kinda. I mean, YOU'RE the writer.) but I felt sorry for him.He looked just like Gerard Way (NO HE DOESN'T!) with his red eyes and his pale white face.
"Draco are you okay?" I asked. (Hey Tara, did you know if you say dumbass really slowly it sounds like "gullible"? *troll face*)
"I'm not okay."he screamed depressedly (Now look what you did! You made him scream in a depressed way.).I thought of the MCR song nd I got even more depressed koz that song always makes me cry (According to a source, that song is a happy song.).I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it (That's a GREAT way to deal with depression.).
"Oh Draco why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?" I asked teardully. (Because he's sick of you using words like "teardully".)
"I-" Draco began to say but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appearated in2 da room! They didn't see us (How could they NOT notice a couple of ogre's in the room? Er, I mean, oh whatever are they doing there?).
"Im so glad we me and Snape were freed." said Loopin. (If it means you kill off Ebony then I am all for it bro.)
"Dam, this job would be great if it wasn't 4 da fukking students!" Mr. Norris argreed. (You're talking to a cat Lupin . that's Sirius's job!)
"Pop addelum!111" I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them. (….What the hell kinda spell is that?)
"Noooooooo!1" Lupin shouted as chains came on him. Mr. Norris ran away. (Run kitty, run!)
"You fukking perv." I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressednessin my voice (It's quite hilarious when she attempts to make a description of something because it never makes any sense, though it's clear she was trying to seem all smart.). "Now u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or I'm gong 2 torture u!" (Just tell her Dx she's not lying about torturing you! She'll take off her shirt! No one deserves that!)
"I don't now where he is!1111" said Loopin. Suddenly Satanand Vampire ran in2 da room. Vampir didn't know who Satan was really. (*restrains from rolling eyes*)
"Oh my satan, we were so worried about u guys!1" Vampire said (…Why?).I looked sexily at Draco with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerord Way (We get it! You're demented enough to think he looks like this Gerard person.),Vampir with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like Frank Ieroand Satan who looked jist like Brandan Urie then (Whoever THEY are.).
I selectively took the caramel (*Le gasp* I knew she was giving "candy" to innocent little kids!) from my pocket. And then... I began frenching Draco sexily (I TOLD YOU SHE WAS GONNA TORTURE YOU! Now do you believe me?).Loopin gasped. Draco began to take all of his cloves offand I could see his white sex-pack (The sex-pack joke is NOT funny so STOP using it!). Then Vampire took his own clotes off too.We all began making out 2gther sexily (…Talk about a talented threesome.).I took off my blak leather bra,my blak lace thongand the rest of my clothes.Every1 took their glocks (Glockenspiel's.) out except 4 me im a girl lol (Are you quite sure? You're not even a guy! What the hell is she anyway? Never mind, don't EVEN get me started.)."Oh mi satan! Draco!" I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy (Ewie). Den he did da same fing to Harry (…Harry has no "thingy". Well, not a female "thingy". Tara really needs to take a class on human anatomy!).I began making out wiv Satan and he joined in. "OMS!111" cried Vampire. "Oh Vampire! Vampire!" I screamed screamed. "Oh Satan!" yelled Harry in pleasure (Everyone, SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF WIZARD GOD!). Loopin watched in shock.Wee took turns doing torture curses on him koz we were all sadists (This is so beyond wrong…).Suddenly...a big blak car that said 666 on the license plate flew strait through da windows. (And it squashed Ebony.)