CHAPTER 1: WELCOME TO KARAKURA TOWN!

My codename is "Slinger," my occupation is a professional heist man. I came to Karakura with my dad codenamed "Big Guy" to conquer the legendary "Road of Gold." There was me, Apache, Rook, Casket (AKA Keigo Asano), and Grave (Name Unknown). We waited in the back of an armored truck we heisted for the perfect opportunity to commit our first bank heist. I knew for a fact, that commissioner Ryuken Ishida will be on our trial as soon as we get this bank cleaned. I cocked my M4A1 Assault rifle with silencer, turned on my voice changer, and said in a deep low voice, "Alright guys, this is our first heist together. So listen up, we need to get in there, get the money, and get out. Put down any guards who are in the way, do not kill any innocents. If you see any good looking women, keep your desires discreet and find a place to do her." Apache then said in a low deep voice, "You have a one track mind, you know that?" Grave smirked and she added, "Shall we get this show on the road?"

I smirked and said, "We have to wait for Big Guy to give us the green light." Just then I have received a text message from my dad/boss "Big Guy." The message read, "You now have the green light, bring home the big money." I closed my phone and looked up and said, "Alright guys and girl, let's synchronize our watches and do this. Big Guy gave us the green light." So we extended out watch arms and had it synchronized and placed on our masks. I've been waiting for a moment like this, we went in the back way and took out a couple of security guards with two headshots from my assault rifle. We snuck in and there were more guards were waiting around so Apache and Rook took them out then Casket and Grave got to work setting the C4 on the vault.

Just then, more guards came and saw us trying to steal the money. So I did a "Splinter Cell" and took them down like Sam Fisher. "Charges are set and ready to detonate in 10 minutes." Casket said as he got done setting the last charge. "Let's have some fun with the hostages." So all five of us went out to the main lobby and I fired off a shot. "Everyone down on the floor!" I demanded, Keigo then found a girl to his liking and decided to have a little in and out with her, "Can I do this one?" Keigo asked, I replied, "Remember what I said, find a place discreet to do her." So he took the woman and decided to do her in the men's restroom. I waited outside and lit a cigarette, as I took a smoke, I heard Casket doing the girl.

"No please don't, I have a boyfriend." Casket then said, "Shut up, I don't care if you have a boyfriend!" He then got it on with the woman, moans of forbidden passion passed from one another until the point of climax. Just then the C4 detonated and Casket came out zipping up his pants. "Ready to do this?" I asked, Casket pulled out a silenced pistol and shot the chick he fucked in the skull. "Let's do this." We headed to the vault and took the cash and got back to the armored truck and managed to escape before the authorities showed up.

Commissioner Ryuken Ishida was the first to arrive on the scene, "So, CA$H was here, so begins a dangerous game of cat and mouse." He said, and deputy commissioner Isshin Kurosaki then arrives and reports that a woman was raped and murdered in a men's bathroom. Fortunately, no traces of semen were found in the victim. She was just another unfortunate person to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, her boyfriend cried for her loss, meanwhile we decided to check the news for our 15 minutes of fame at CA$H headquarters or my dad's new mansion. And to our surprise, our heist we pulled off made the top story of the news.

"Police have confirmed that one victim was found in the men's restroom raped and murdered. Unfortunately, there were no traces of semen found in the victim. With more on this coverage, we go to our field correspondent, Orihime Inoue." Then we see our informant, Orihime Inoue. AKA Barrel, of the Lock, Stock, and Barrel girls, who also work for CA$H. I then sent her a text along with Rukia and Rangiku that we are about to have another meeting. So Orihime went ahead with her coverage of the bank heist CA$H pulled off.

I even sent a text out to Nel, whose real name was Nelliel Tu Odelschwank. She's our current Espada member, she was created by Souske Aizen, and was brought to CA$H by Rook. Who also defeated Souske, word on the street was...Hat and Clogs AKA Kisuke Urahara, created a special gigai for Nel in which she can use in her real or small form. Plus her gigai is super hot. Nel shows up wearing a beautiful red dress, and hi heels. "You goin' on a date there Nel?" Nel shook her head, "Nel just likes this dress." We went down to the meeting room which was held in our basement. Big Guy pulls up a 3D schematic of the next heist. "Our next heist is a jewelry store, we'll need to be quick about this. And we're close to our goal in hopes of bailing out our old friend Wolfbite." Wolfbite happens to be the codename of Sajin Komamura. Both he and Big Guy happen to be not only professional thieves, but also business partners.

Wolfbite got nabbed in a police raid, and he's in the slammer. Plus he's hard to miss because, he's big and he has the face of a dog. But we need his expertise for upcoming heists. So the first thing we need to focus on, is the jewelry store. So I decided to give Wolfbite a special visit, so I went to the prison and asked for Sajin Komamura. One of the guards came up to Sajin's cell, and said, "Hey Doggie, let's go. You got a visitor." Wolfbite snarled and said, "My name is Sajin Komamura." The guard placed a pair of huge handcuffs onto Wolfbite's wrists. The guard then escorted Wolfbite out to the visiting area.

He then sat across from me, "How's it going?" I asked, he replied, "Not so great, food sucks and some of the prisoners want to have their way with me." I smiled and asked the guard for me and Wolfbite for at least 10 minutes of alone time. He granted us that time, I then said, "Look we're planning on heisting a jewelry store, as soon as we get the money from that, you'll be as free as a bird." Wolfbite was excited for the news, "Good to hear, when's the heist?" I smirked, "First thing tomorrow morning, then when the diamonds are extracted and the gold and platinum are melted...You'll be out of this hellhole." We sat and chatted until visiting hours were over, then he went back to his cell and I had to leave the prison. My next stop was the shooting range, this is a good spot for me to shoot some targets and blow off some steam.

I went into the center of the shooting range and readied my two Glocks, you're going to see why I'm called "Slinger." As soon as the targets came up, I gunslinger style pulled my two Glocks Crimson and Splatter, and shot the targets one by one. Then came judgment day, the jewelry heist...I then had all my guns locked and loaded, Big Guy has given us the green light. I looked up and said, "Okay, we're gonna go in diamond formation, snatch and grab one bag of diamonds each. If we can pull this off, we'll get our ace in the hole back, Wolfbite." So we all got out, got our masks on and robbed a jewelry store. Here came the fun part, we started smashing the display cases and grabbing the jewels. As soon as everybody had a bag it was time to get the hell out of dodge.

But standing between us and the escape van was about 20-50 cops, and they were planning on taking us out. But we remained in diamond formation and got out with all 50 cops laying dead on the asphalt. We loaded up our assets and got the hell out of there, minutes later, commissioner Ryuken Ishida and his deputy commissioner Isshin Kurosaki appeared on the scene where the carnage was left behind. "So it seems CA$H was here and we missed them." He slammed his fist on the hood of his car, as soon as we got back to the safe house...We had visitors, the Dorshevsky brothers, Vladimir and Nikolai.

"It is a good thing that you have came, comrades." Vladimir said, I then asked Vladimir in his language of Russian, [We just came back from a heist, what do you have for us this time?] Vladimir smiled and asked his little brother Nikolai to show us blueprints for our next heist...

*A/N Okay, I'm going to end chapter 1 here, I'll be writing the next chapter with another big heist in store. For the next heist, I will need suggestions for a dream crew and I will see to it that they get their shot. And if you are going to review, I only ask for no flaming, and no guest/anonymous reviews. I'll be back with the next chapter,

Sincerely, BloodyDemon666.*