The Fake Apocalypse!
We went to the harbor and met Dave and Thomas getting some scuba gear ready. "What's the dealio here boys?" I asked, "We need the rest of your crew." Dave answered, Just then, Nighthawk, ACE, Nel, Wasp, and Cat's Eye soon joined in on the fun. We took a dinghy out to open water and we got our scuba gear and dove into the depths of the cold blue sea. As soon as we swam to a grate Thomas handed me a cutting torch. "Oh this is really convenient, I might use it in our next heist." Thomas got a little upset, "Just cut the fucking grate, then we can move on to doing the actual job." So then I swam up to the grate, and turned on the torch. "Also we have a limited amount of gas, so don't use it all up Rideout." Thomas said, "Whatever you say, Kapitan!" I replied with a middle finger, I cut the grate using the gas that was in it. As soon as the grate was cut, we all entered the long tunnel which led to a secret laboratory.
We swam and I said, "I feel like giving the statue of liberty a colonoscopy." Thomas then said, "Nice with the quips there Rideout." Cat's Eye then said, "Hey Slinger, I heard that you got busted." I then replied, "I did, and I gotta say, jail sucks donkey balls." Wasp then asked, "What was the charge?" I sighed and said, "First degree rape. Which was a fucking bogus charge. And when I was in the can, I had the shit beaten out me on a daily basis for no apparent reason." ACE then said, "How did you manage to get out though?" I had an answer for that, "Simple, there was a loophole for me to get out. It's a little thing called DNA test, and it came up negative. HA! Top that motherfuckers!" Just then Dave said, "I feel that the waters getting warmer." I then said being a smartass, "Are you sure you didn't wet yourself Dave?" Thomas then answered, "No one urinated themselves, and this is a cooling tunnel.
We got to the surface and we climbed the ladder, after that we placed on some gas masks to prevent us from inhaling any of the caustic gasses. In fact, it turns out this place is a top secret disease making laboratory. In fact, they were planning on making a zombie serum that if introduced to a small group of people will turn into brain dead corpses and will cause a worldwide zombie apocalypse. When it was time, we took down a series of scientists with stun guns. We kept moving until we got to the elevator, when one scientist came out, Nighthawk took him out with a stun gun blast. I picked up his keycard and we all boarded the elevator and went up to the next floor. More scientist and security were on this floor along with the "Virus" that we needed to get.
After stunning all the scientists and security on that floor, it was time to get the virus. I went into one of the labs that contained the virus, got the virus, and we needed to move fast, if the virus didn't get into a refridgeration system, the virus would spread and we'd be fucked. We also had the green light to use lethal force. So I then got Crimson and Splatter out, then let the bullets fly! I had to move cause the stuff I have has a short shelf life. I ran outside killing more men and it seems that the military was involved in this situation somehow. I killed them too, when I got to the cooling system, I said to myself, "Okay dude, you've got the whole apocalypse in your pocket, you're now the most dangerous man in the world." I gently added the capsule and closed the top. Just then our ride had come at the spur of the moment. It was a really expensive helicopter but how did we come up with the budget for that?
We got the system storage crate and all attached and we had to leave Thomas behind who shot himself in the leg to cover for our escape. Then the CIA came and picked up our so called "Friend" of the FBI. I just wanted to get back to the safe house, and think over what the fuck just happened. We got the crate loaded onto a truck and had it hauled away. I still couldn't put my finger on what was so special, I needed to get my head straight. (What the hell has this world come to?) I thought to myself. As I got back to the safe house, stock was wondering why I was so stressed and she said, "Hey Slinger, Is there anything I could do to cheer you up? I hear you even have a secret harem." I smiled and warmed up to her. "Alright, convince me why you should join my little harem." So she played a song, "Down in Mexico" By the Coasters and Stock was doing her version of the Death Proof lap dance.
She then moved her body doing all the moves she knew, she even crawled like a cat in one of her moves, and I even got to get a little touchy feely with her. If you started touching a girl in a strip club, you'd be thrown out. There was no way that I was gonna mark Stock as chickenshit! In fact, she got me so aroused, she passed with flying colors and made it into my harem! "Congratulations Stock, you're an honorary member of my little harem." I then pulled out my little book and under "Harem Girls", I placed Stock as one of my members under Cat's Eye. So I had some time before we had any more missions to go on, so Stock and I decided to have a little fun. I stripped Stock out of her clothes and I got myself undressed, just then we heard the sounds of Nighthawk moaning with lust, "Oh Ice! Keep going!" She said as we could hear through the wall. Unbeknownst to us, Ice was eating out of Nighthawk.
Stock then dropped to her knees, and decided to do a little oral sex with me first. After I was good to go, we then locked in as one and we shoved and thrusted with each passing moment. I can't believe I was lucky enough to start a harem. "I'm cumming!" Nighthawk shouted and we were just getting started. We kissed to make the moment right and we kept going. Moans of lust escaped us as outside the door, Nighthawk and Ice were wondering what was going on. We both were on the verge of reaching the climax stage. And I was relieved to know, that at least other people than I, can learn to have some fun from time to time. We both had a good climax as we were both in each others arms with a sheet covering over us. Good times for all, and we did a good job. TO BE CONTINUED...
(OMAKE TIME!)
Ryuken: The Complete Cop!
Isshin: It turns out the canister didn't contain a virus, it was a new perfume that would make men more wild and attracted to women. Unfortunently for Slinger, that's what caused his need for sexual pleasure.
Ryuken: Okay, Enough. We seriously don't need to know of any of the criminal's sex lives, unfortunently, we on the other hand...We will be set up for a crime we didn't commit in the next chapter. And we have to rely on our enemies to clear our names, So stay tuned to find out what happens next!
(A/N Okay this was a good chapter so far, and I be back and forth between this fanfic and My new Crossover "Roanapur's Rakyat Mercenaries" It's a mix of Black Lagoon with Far Cry 3 and Naruto. So I hope to do some good with that one too, Thanks to Bloodrose15 and her brother for their ideas and support. Remember No flaming and no anonymous/guest reviews! Thank You)