Scene 2: teenagers?
Bajo and Hex are expecting a crowd of kids outside, but there are only two teenagers.
Bajo: alright kids hold on… what the fuck? There are only two…
Hex: Bajo shut up, man! Do you want our caffeine budget to be cut into shards! Like the time we put Mario and Peach in a paper shredder from paper Mario. Say the goddam line!
Bajo: I forgot…
Hex: you idiot!
Jobs: ahem!
Hex: shit!
Jobs: get to work! Grunts!
Hex: fine I'll say it. Aright. No autographs and let's get this over with.
Jobs: they're hired! They were the only two here.
Hex and Bajo: say what?
Hex: coffee?
Jobs: are you kids ready? No annoying cheese heads on set. What are your gamer names?
Hex: I can't believe he hired them!
Jobs: shut up, grunt. I don't pay you to speak.
Daniel: DROP. Demonic Ruling Orderly Protagonist.
Jade: LydeaBlaze. If you try to call me that chick I swear I'll kill you.
Jobs: let's get to the game lair and get to work.
LydeaBlaze: I swear you were dead?
Jobs: I was cloned from an apple and an iPod.
DROP: interesting. NOT!
LydeaBlaze: don't be mean, he created the iPod. And I have one.
Bill: piece of shit that is, grunt. Um I mean… sweet children teenage thing.
LydeaBlaze: fuck you man. You don't call me a child… Or sweet!
Five minutes later, they end up in the lair, but it looks like DARREN had made it a library DROP clicks and it is normal again. They are stunned… or shitting themselves.
Bill: this is where you'll work. These grunts are going to give you information on everything. If they don't and start yelling like babies ill cut the budget.
Bajo and Hex: NOOOOO! Think of the coffee beans.
Bill: grunts!
Bill leaves the room as they work.