Scene 5: Attack of the bewitched presents.

The presents are being set up as the news desk as they were told by a hypnotised Bill Gates. They are reading the news the Helga shows up and looks at the presents.

Helga: maybe ill make enchanted presents friends.

LydeaBlaze: Nintendo has announced today that they are a bunch of shit head doushes. Also they were given the award for "longest repeat of a game sequence". Pokemon was awarded the award last year as they have now become more repeditive. Only as they are repeating Mario 1.

Helga: rise nice presents, preeeeetttyyy pleeeeeeeessseee.

Poptarts: I wonder how the others can put up with her.

Presents attack while DROP and LydeaBLaze are still reading the news. LydeaBlaze tries to stay calm as they wont stop and chaos ensures. Helga is cheering loudly when Poptarts takes them back. LydeaBlaze finally has enough and she starts attacking them. Steve films all the attacking and chaos unfolding. DROP is still reading the news, only as he is chained to a post. Steve releases DROP and he fights with the others. Hours later, they are back to normal, except that all the hosts are either captured or injoured. LydeaBlaze and DROP are sitting at the desk. DROP has wrapping paper all over him and LydeaBlaze is covered in Scotty's hairgel. Olny as Scotty had tried to help by drowning them in hairgel. Meanwhie, sporelings are watching in horrorfied dumbness.

Fawkes: Yo this be technical difficulties this be balling.

LydeaBlaze: you this be our show, man. Totes not yours, bitch.

Fawkes: yo don't insalt my phoenix brothers bitch my best friend and sex yo thisbe balling

LydeaBlaze: well… yo you don't know what youd be doing here. Like, we be hosting da show.

Fawkes: yo don't steal my lingo you may be hosting but I be shitting on your toys.

Scotty: yo! You don't talk to da lady that's mine like dat. You is da bitch compared to da woman there.

Cealing Cat: id be cealing cat. Stuffs for da peoples on da erfs and stuffs for the kittenz.

David: holy shit! There is a celaing cat?

DROP: how'd he get here?

Cealing cat: he used da door.

Bacement Cat: shut up, cealing bitch.

Fawkes: man, this be crazy.

Derk: im here!

All: go away!

Derk: I released the gamers.

Hex and Bajo: we did it.

LydeaBlaze: what?

Bajo: we made it up the stairs while the guard were having a tea break.

David: Fuck this!

David gets a gun and shoots Derk. It richchets off Derk and lands in bacement cat's ass.

Bacement Cat: if I was in pain id be killing you for making me mad.

Cealing cat: yeeeaaah!

David: and now to kill everyone.

LydeaBlaze: run!

Everyone runs away as david chases them with his pistol. Tey escape into the set of abc news 24.

Host: in breaking news, al-Qaeda had announced that they are trapped in the toilet o having a shit-gasm. Due to laxitives from the bbc.

Host 2: in other news, the corpse of Amberlee Lobo had been found in a toilet with spary paint on her back. The spray paint read…

LydeaBlaze: run fuckwits! David is coming! David is coming!

Host: what are you idiots doing here? This is live.

Scotty: run! The british broadcasting company is coming!

Host: what?

LydeaBlaze: the BBC!

David: heeerrrreeessss david!

Cealing cat: run! Youd be eten.

David: shut up!

Host: lets run away… now!

LydeaBlaze: jesus! Took you that long to figure out that David is chasing us!

They all run away and the camera's follows them. The cameraman turns around to take a look at david and gets shot. The camera is dropped on the ground, on david's foot.

David: fuck you cameraman!