Scene 6: Where screwed!
The hosts of ABC news 24, GGSP, Scotty, Fawkes, Ceiling Cat, Basement Cat, Helga, DARREN and Derk are hiding in the abandoned set of At the Movies. Fawkes is guarding the door, looking for David. Inside, Hex and Bajo are having a fit. Fawkes is guarding the door, but failing. Helga is staring into random space and baking lemon squares in the process of staring. Her legion of angry badgers are still following and still making the squares. Ceiling Cat is intruding into Scotty and LydeaBlaze's "romance time"
Fawkes: yo, I see nothing in the hall. I only see the darkness, spooky man.
Helga: lemon squares…
All: no!
Fawkes: I see romancing. Eww!
Scotty: fuck off, Fawkes!
Fawkes: I say what I see. I see the bitch and some doushebag going at it.
LydeaBlaze: are not! I don't want to go there.
Ceiling cat: im watching you…
Bacement cat: shut up, brother.
David: where are you!
Fwakes: I see david coming.
Helga: lemon squares…
All: no!
LydeaBlaze: run!
Host: we are being followed by david. We are running away. They are crawling into an airvent.
Fawkes: shut it, bitch! You'd be letting them knowz.
Helga: legion, throw lemon squares. They will love them.
Helga and her legion of angry bagers throw lemon squares at david and his henchmen. Everyone crawls away. Fawkes starts listening to his ipod and he starts headbanging. Hex is on her phone talking loudly. Helga comes into the vent and her legion close the vent. Fawkes is rapidly banging his head and everyone is getting mad.
LydeaBlaze: stop it! We are escaping, not banging heads.
Scotty: what are listening to?
Fawkes: Taylor Swift. She be awesome! We did the nasty at her concert.
All: ewwwwwwwww!
Hex: OMG! Did you hear what fawkes did. He banged TS. Totes ewww!
David: I can hear your windging and all your going to be mine!
Scotty: he's gay.
David: am not! Henchmen, gas the vent! They'll learn not to question my sexuality.
Helga: oh no! we ran out of lemon squares!
All: who cares!
LydeaBlaze": lets get the fuck out of here!
The vent collapses and the fall into the set of the Martha Stweart Show. They unlock the door and grab Martha at the same time. The ABC News 24 hosts get the cameraman to follow.
Host: We are again running away. We kidnapped Martha Stweart for her own safety. Our gang leader and protégé is leading us to safety.
LydeaBlaze: shut off the fucking camera!
Host: our leader has ordered us to…
LydeaBlaze: give me the camera!
LydeaBlaze turns off the camera.