Scene 7: The War
Later there is a plan being conducted into the ABC War Room.
Fawkes: we need some sorta plan. David be comin' soon.
Martha: I have a cake in the oven.
All: shut up!
LydeaBlaze: we only kidnapped you for your safety. If you don't shut up, I'll use you as bait.
Martha: bait for what?
All: David!
Host: we are making…
LydeaBlaze: didn't I tell you to shut up?
Host: I need to be on camera.
LydeaBlaze: Steve, smash the camera.
Steve: ok.
The plan is underway and in the background, Steve the cameraman is destroying the camera.
DROP: we need more people. I should use my…
All: no! Dear God, no!
LydeaBlaze: I have the answer. We will summon all the video game characters, TV characters and no. I won't call the fucked up woods, Pixelface and all the forces of evil… ok maybe we'll have Amy too. Vandit can control her… I think.
DROP: even kaeloo?
LydeaBlaze: especially kaeloo. We will not have Sesame street, Elmo's world, in the night garden, Dora the explorer, Diego, Nakkita Milarne's Corpse, Amberley Lobo's corpse, Jesus, god, Kai-lan, Emily young and anything that is horrible and excruciating to the mind of a teenager or an adult.
Fawkes: like, how do we do dat?
DROP: I'll do it with my…
All: no!
LydeaBlaze: I'll do it. Jesus DROP. No magic now. We have to save the ABC and Australia from the BBC… and David.
DROP: how are you going to…?
LydeaBlaze: shut up. Ahem. Characters, Game heroes, Amy, hear my call. I summon you all to help us in our plight. We are to go to a war, to save Australia and the ABC from these British bastards. Come through your portals, warp in if necessary, and just get here now…! Please.
Random portals open and characters from all good games and shows enter. They all have different weapons and powers into one army. Later, everyone is lined up holding with their weapons, in their groups.
LydeaBlaze: this will be a war. Now, go to your assigned areas when I tell you where and when to. Sub A (Amy and Vandit); you'll be in the foyer. Vandit will use his mind control to control the guards. Sub B (Alife, Olivia and Katinka), you will throw the one thing that the British are "allergic" to, broccoli. Team Babylon Rogues (Jet, Wave, Storm and Fawkes), you will crawl through the air vents to Studio 3… what's left of it and will open the door for Team Golden Turkey (Kayne, Janitor and James). You three are going to distract David with your dumbness. Team Axis of Cheese (Sonic, Knuckles, Cheese, Chaos and Vanilla) will distract the BBC News. Since they will try and film us. Team ABC News 24 (host 1, 2 and Steve the camera guy) will follow Team… sigh… Axis of cheese. Team Nerd (Tails, Mary, Marine and Senator Ivo/Dr. Eggman) will run HQ. Tails and the senator have brought a whole bunch of things… what are the "things" anyway?
Tails: simple. Battle droids, Rockets, missile launchers, grenades, knockout gas bombs, smoke pellets, Ninja stars, Machine guns, tanks, robots and surprisingly Orbot and Cubot.
LydeaBlaze: ok… Back to the plan. Team Absolution (Blaze, Silver, LydeaBlaze, Mephiles and Avira) will go on a mission that involves taking down David. The rest of you, you all will run the army that confronts the British.
DROP: what about me? Why aren't I in your team? I want to get David too…
LydeaBlaze: experienced fighters only. If it helps, you can… um… err… lead the army!
Senator Ivo: what? He's an idiot.
DROP: what?
Ivo: seriously… Why do you put that idiot in charge of a fricking army? Nakkita would make a better leader… and she's dead!
Juliette: don't mention that name… ever.
Ivo: oh and I am not the daughter of a…
LydeaBlaze: hello, memo to me! As I was saying, It's so simple. He is too stupid to do anything else or at least stay in the HQ.
Marine: he's not staying, mate. I don't want to put up with that.
Hex: don't trust him with coffee. Enough said.
Ivo: this is…
Juliette: Don't try and argue. Leave it for senate meetings and our arguments.
Katherine-Maria: maman! Papa! Stop! I don't to be embarrassed…!
Juliette: honey, why don't you and Elias go play now.
Katherine-Maria: muuuuuuuuuuuuum! I don't "play" with Elias. Seriously, we are not a couple. He is married and 3 years older than me!
Ivo: sometimes you have a dirty mind, Jewel.
LydeaBlaze: enough! Let's get back to the action! For the love of Fera…
Katherine-Maria: finally!
LydeaBlaze: DROP, go to battle station 4836373. Now!
DROP: where is it? And my cake.
LydeaBlaze: where do you think? The set of Playschool
DROP: ohhhhh.
LydeaBlaze: dear sweet mother… he's a dumbass.
Ivo: can't disagree with that.
Juliette: don't start.
Ivo: how the hell am I going to start?
LydeaBlaze: enough! Senator, Lady Robotnik, please. I know you two are practically in another problem with your marriage, but seriously..,. We have to focus!
DROP: cake!
LydeaBlaze: battle stations!
Everyone takes their places. HQ sets up and is online, the army stands at their position and Amy and Vandit are at the entrance.
LydeaBlaze: give the order to the Amy… wait Vandit!
Marine: you can go in now. Be safe and have fun.
Amy and Vandit go in and Vandit hypo's the British. Amy smashes random objects in the foyer in the background while Vandit has them under his control. He makes them sleep and tests if they'll wake up. It fails. Back in HQ, the second order is given.
Miles: go into the vent. Also no head banging, Fawkes. If it is like marine when I'm…
Marine: don't say it. We did it once but it wasn't my fault. You said that I wouldn't be as good as Antoinette.
Jet: let's go man!
The four get into the air vent and make their way to their designated point. Wave hits the auto release on the door of Studio 3.
LydeaBlaze: send out the commands to Team Golden Turkey.
Mary: it's a go with GT. Distract the dunderheads. Be safe, mates.
Team Golden Turkey distracts David and his henchmen in studio 3. Team Babylon Rouges are at the end of the air vent and Fawkes gets stuck. Meanwhile, in HQ, they are watching the footage from Team Axis of Cheese and the ABC News 24 team camera.
LydeaBlaze: we are going to have the army attack in five. Have the senator send the order and monitor axis of and ABC News 24's footage. Wait… where is Senator? AND where is Lady Juliette?
Katherine-Maria: I hope they are not doing what I think they are doing. Those filthy bastads!
Shadow: don't worry, Katherine. If your parents have another child, it would die anyway. Cathryn 1 still has your mum as her as a martyr.
Katherine-Maria: you are right. I wish I could stop your visions about… you know…
LydeaBlaze: fine. Army… Attach!
Drop receives the order and does nothing. Batman comes up to talk some sense into him.
Batman: DROP, we were supposed to attack! Come on, we have been waiting for three minutes.
David's army has been approaching and DROP doesn't realise it.
Batman: That's it. I'm taking over!
Hits DROP in face. Takes microphone off him.
Batman: Attack!
DROP: Ow…! Why does everyone go for the face?
Ivo: (Over PA) You realise that it is practically the laws of reality.
Katherine-Maria (In background of her father): DROP! Get up and take the damn microphone from Batman! Also for the love of Cathryn 1, lead the fucking army!
Ivo (yelling at daughter): No swearing!
Juliette (Background): You shut up! She can do anything she wants. Because she is my daughter!
Ivo: Bullshit!
LydeaBlaze: Will you all shut up! DROP takes over it now!
DROP: Fine! Hey Batman! You are fired!
Batman: You can't fire me. I am Batman!
DROP: No… YOU are BAJO!
DROP takes his mask off and Bajo runs off because of all the pressure.
DROP: that means that I'm in charge.
Katherine-Maria: NO YOU ARE NOT!
Kate punches DROP and chops his head off with a machete.
Katherine-Maria: Attack!
She kicks DROP's head and it lands on Reni. Who then has a panic attack because of the still alive decapitated head? (FYI DROP is Immortal, but can feel pain and NO he is not friends of Edward Cullen or is the strange human half of Shadow the Hedgehog). The army attacks while LydeaBlaze, Blaze, Silver, Mephiles and Avira go and confront David. Reni is taking down British as she runs in circles.
Meanwhile, the five are at what is left of Studio 3.
LydeaBlaze: You are Going down!
David: What the… Animals and some chick.
Blaze: Everyone, Duck! My cousin is going to blow!
The members of Team Sonic hide as LydeaBlaze gets mad.
LydeaBlaze: Don't… CALL… ME… A CHICK!
LydeaBlaze takes out a kitana and charges at David. Blaze, Silver, Mephiles and Avira come out and use their powers to take him down. They chain him to the ground.
Meanwhile, DROP removes his head from Reni and he goes to confront the chick that cut it off.
DROP: I'm going to come over there and kick your ass!
Katherine-Maria: DADDY! I might need the war machine!
DROP: …Oh shit… I didn't know that her dad still had the Egg Emperor from Sonic Heroes. DAMN IT!
DROP pulls out a bazooka and he is stopped by Elias Acorn as he chops his head off again.
Elias: Don't mess with my girl.
DROP: What the FUCK does that MEAN?
Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ELI!
Elias: HOLY SHIT!
(he is getting ganged by British, not screaming fangirls) The Fangirls take down the British that are in their way, while Elias runs away with Shadow and Katherine as they go to help with the David thing.
Meanwhile,
LydeaBlaze: STOP MOVING!
Blaze: He can't. He is taking evasive action!
Olive: Leave my dad alone.
Katherine-Maria: He is such no dad to you. MY father is worse, but better.
Ivo (over PA): True, but I'm still sorry, Kate.
Juliette (in background): Shut up!
Olive: Screw you!
Katherine-Maria: If you try to mess with me, bring it on.
Katherine-Maria sticks her sword into David. Olive and Katherine-Maria are fighting while the British army runs away in retreat.
Sonic: Get lost you faggits! I just tried to kick your ass but failed when you put up a tea forceflield.
Sally: Very nice, Sonic. Very nice.
DARRAN: Charging my coffee dispenser.
Peter: Go away! I don't like you!
Russian Jesus: Fuck you! Run before Nicolai gets you in the ass!
Cathryn 1: Fuck off, British! You don't believe in my religion.
Fawkes: Phoenix brothers, we shit on them. Deploy the shit yo.
Jacinta (Fawkes younger sister from the Sonic world): Why do you shit on them? You should use your fire powers. I am burning them as we speak.
Fawkes: Nah! I like my acid shit. Look they are getting' high from it, sis.
Livingston: Look at my paws they're ammmazing!
Analise (Princess of Cordelia, forced into marriage with Livingston): Don't go near the shit! Now he is stoned, again. That is just so fucking perfect.
William (forced couple's child): Dad! Get off the poo. We need an intervention.
In the GUN attack vehicle.
Shadow: Clarissa, attack damn it!
Clarissa: Fuck you! I hate you, brother-in-law. Why did you marry my sister!
Shadow: Shut… the… fuck… up!
Andrew: Daddy, can we shoot them now?
Shadow: ask your mum.
Andrew: Maman! Can attack them now?
Rouge: fine. Remember, between the eyes and nowhere lower than crotch. Clarissa, don't be mean to my husband.
Clarissa: Soldiers attack!
GUN is deployed. Meanwhile, in the battlefield, ABC News 24 hosts are sitting in the middle of the battle field reporting the news. They are acting casually while killing, gunshots, angry gods and goddesses, owls and other chaos is behind them.
Host: We are recording live from the battlefield. Katherine-Maria is leading our army instead of DROP. His head has been decapitated and is on the head of that female rhino called Reni.
LydeaBlaze: Turn off the camera!
Host: We have to turn off the camera now.
LydeaBlaze: NOW!
Bill: Where are the grunts?
LydeaBlaze: in the corner.
Livingston: My hands are amazing yoz.
Fawkes: that don't make any sense
Jacinta: neither do you.
Fawkes: shut up, bitch. You my little sister, you little. I bigger.
Jacinta: Fuck you, bro!
LydeaBlaze: Shut up! David is giving in.
David: I'm giving in. By butt hurts.
LydeaBlaze: what does that mean?
DROP: yeah! What she said.
In the back ground
Olive: I'm going to kill you!
Katherine-Maria: You cannot defeat me. I am more trained than your fat ass is.
David: I hate you… (drops dead)
Olive: daddy? You killed him!
Katherine-Maria: state the fucking obvious.
Olive: A life for a life!
Attacks K-M. Olive attacks and is kicked into a wall.
Katherine-Maria: I suggest you shut the fuck up and surrender now.
Olive: Never!
Olive takes the sword out of David and goes in mid-air to stab Katherine-Maria. Time slows when she is landing. Elias takes out his Sword of Acorns and stabs Olive by standing in front of Kate and launching it in her chest. She lands on the floor and Elias takes his sword out.
LydeaBlaze: holy shit…! You just…
Elias: No one messes with Lady of Acorn.
Katherine-Maria: You are just so brave. If you weren't a Squirrel I would kiss you, to thank you.
Elias: that is ok, Kate. It is not like Shadow was going to get her anytime soon. He is shooting British with his son.
LydeaBlaze: He just… He… He…
DROP: David's dead! WOOOOO!
Fawkes: I'm gunna shit on him.
Jacinta: No. No more shitting. Look what ya did to Livingston.
Livingston: Analise, my paws are ammmazing!
Analise: I know. We all know.
Jet: What we gunna do with the bodies? We gunna send them in packages to the BBC?
Jacinta: EWW! Jet you pig!
Wave: that was nasty man!
LydeaBlaze: Get me a hunting knife.
DROP: Why?
Blaze: Here Cuz.
LydeaBlaze: Thank you. At least I didn't get my head cut off DROP.
DROP: Screw yo…
Elias chops his head off and sticks it on Reni. Reni runs into the medical tent and accidently crushes Milford.
Maryann: Rhino chick! Think fast!
Fires trank dart. Reni lands on the already squashed Milford. The rest of the cast come in after decapitating Olive and David's heads.
Host: I am live coming from the scene where a member of the press was just killed.
LydeaBlaze: TURN OFF THE FUCKING CAMERA!
Host: Yes Ma'am.
Later, there is a massive party under way. The heads are mounting onto the wall. DROP is the DJ and everyone is dancing.
Russian Jesus: It be happy hour!
Amy: PARTY!
Jake: let's get this party started!
Sonic: !
Sally: you're missing a link.
Meanwhile,
Scotty: Lydea, the past 24 to 36 hours have been the best days of my life.
LydeaBlaze: I know.
DROP: Party…! Oops! I ruined your moment.
LydeaBlaze: GO AWAY!
DROP: OK!
Scotty: I have one thing. Hold on. ATTENSION! LOOK AT ME! TURN ON THE CAMERAS! DROP, turn off the music! I have an announcement!
Everything freezes.
DROP: Make it quick. I want to party!
Scotty: Shut up! Now then, Duchess Lydea Calibre of Fera…
DROP: BOOBS!
Orbot slaps him.
Orbot: That is my line bitch!
Scotty: Do you mind!
Both: Sorry.
Scotty: Duchess Lydea Calibre, will you do me the honour of…
DROP: BORING!
Scotty: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DROP!
All: Yeah!
DROP: THIS IS BORING!
Scotty: Will you, Lydea, do me the honour of being my bride?
DROP: EWWWWWW!
LydeaBlaze: Yes!
All (Except DROP): Aww!
DROP: THAT IS SO GREAT! WHY LB, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
LydeaBlaze: Because I want to. Shut up! Kate.
Katherine-Maria chops off his head.
Host: Our victorious leader is going to be married.
LydeaBlaze: Turn off the camera.
She walks up and turns off the camera by picking it. It goed black.
The End.