Title: Akatsuki for Hire

Author: ilikeswordfish

Fandom: Naruto

Rating: T for Hidan and his involvement in the story

Pairing: mystery (I don't even know)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. I do not mean to cause harm, confusion or headaches. Now on with the story

Twas the night before Hinata's first day at school, and the only worry she had was that the skirt was almost a belt. The principal was some retired soft porn writer, who was hired to mould the minds of the next generation. For weeks she had nightmares about gusts of wind, sitting down and falling over. Just her luck to get some creepy old guy as principal, who had the executive vote for everything, including uniform designs.

Early the next morning Hinata was awoken by a quiet knocking at her door.

"Come in, Tsubaki." Came a muffled voice from below the layers of down quilts. A second later a dark indigo head popped out, just in time to see her quiet maid slip into the room and in her hands was the dreaded uniform.

"I'm sorry Hinata-Sama; even un-picking the hem did no good."

"That is all right, do I have time for a bath?"

"Maybe just a shower this morning, your robe is waiting in the bathroom. Then I believe Hiashi-Sama would like to talk to you in his study."

Hinata sighed as she tugged her skirt down to cover more of her thighs. Fighting a losing battle, she stopped, sighed again, and knocked on her father's door.

"Enter, Hinata" came the cool and muffled voice of her father. Girding her loins, as it were, she opened the door and stopped short at the scene before her. Facing the doorway where two faces, one was very masculine, the other sad and feminine. The female's hair was a vibrant blue that came down to her shoulders, with a large origami flower on one side, and a single piercing below her lip. The male's features were ones you might find on a sea creature, and yet he wasn't ugly. His hair was a deeper blue and it was spiked adding a few inches to his impressive height.

"Hinata, these are the, now orphaned, children of an old friend of mine. They have no living relatives, so they shall live with us for now. They will also attend the same school as you. Is that alright" Hiashi finished, looking pleased for some unknown reason.

"Father, which rooms shall they have?"

"About that, I was thinking Kisame in the room across from you, and Konan next to your bathroom."

"Ok, now Konan was it? And Kisame, follow me"

Konan looked around the room and nodded in approval. This would do nicely. The bed was MASSIVE, and the pillows looked so soft you would just sink into them. The quilt was fluffy and full, a necessity in the freezing winter. The walls were painted a soft grey, with white window sills stood in stark contrast. Equipped with a large wardrobe and a chest of drawers, again all a glossy white, this room was easily the nicest she had ever stayed in. Making a snap decision she pulled the uniform out and put it on, ran a comb through her hair and padded across the hall way to Kisame's room.

"Knock Knock, Kisame! You ready for school? Don't be naked cause I'm coming in."

Ignoring the protests she walked in to a room with forest green walls with glossy white trimmings, and again a huge bed. There was a large window in the wall opposite the door and it overlooked the huge Hyuuga compound and some of the outside world.

"We are going to have to talk to Sasori about surveillance and wire taps. It will be easier once we 'make friends' with him and can invite him over without suspicion. Are you going to put your uniform on?" Konan knew she was babbling but she had walked in on Kisame without a shirt on and it was hard to think when talking to a half-naked guy. And her skirt was tiny, showing of more skin then she thought possible. Maybe she would have to 'talk' to this pervert and get him to change the uniform, or at least get him to lengthen the skirt.

Hinata was at that moment busy loading her book bag with Books, Lunch, her phone, and car keys. Satisfied she grabbed the blazer hanging from the back of her desk chair, and walked out of her room whilst yelling goodbyes. There, waiting in the hallway were Konan and Kisame each in the uniform for her school, each clutching a book bag. And Konan as looking just as uncomfortable in her skirt as Hinata was.

"Konan, Kisame, I thought you would not be attending school today? Oh well, do you guys have a car or do you need a ride?"

"We probably need a ride" said konan as she fell into step beside Hinata, with Kisame doing the same on the other side. Their eyes met for a brief second.

"This is YOUR Car? Kisame asked with an incredulous glance at Hinata. Hinata was slightly hurt, Did she look like some stupid fem-bot who didn't care about anything other than girly pursuits?

"You know what Kisame, that hurt, that hurt right here" she finished by hitting herself in the chest. Note to self pull punches before delivering them to oneself. "Shut up and get in the car."

Okay I just want to thank everyone for their positive feedback, and I hope it continues. Next chapter will have some Deidara antics and maybe some nudity. I don't know. Love you ALL! Bye XOXO