Anonymous asked: "Finn trying to calm down a very pissed Santana."

"Don't get mad."

That's what he said right before he told Santana what happened. He hoped that would keep her from getting mad. But apparently it didn't work. He didn't mean to, it was an accident. But she doesn't care. She's in his room, throwing his stuff around. His video games are all on the floor; his clothes are torn off the hangers, some on his bedroom floor, some outside on the ground below his window.

"You're so fucking stupid!" She's screaming at him, knocking his lamp off the night stand.

"I said it was an accident!" He grabs her hands, trying to keep them from knocking anything else over; mainly because he saw her look at his Xbox.

"Oh, so you accidentally told me parents that I'm not a virgin anymore?" She shouts, freeing one hand and hitting him in the chest.

He moves away just as her hand comes up for another swing, this time directed at his face. "It's not like I said, 'Oh, hey. Your daughter isn't a virgin.' I called and they said you were at your purity pledge meeting and I ask why you would be there and when they said you were a virgin I accidentally laughed."

Apparently that didn't calm her down because she picks up the lamp she knocked over and throws it at him. She almost got him too.

"Santana…will you just stop….OK? Look...I'll buy you a burger. Huh? I know you like those." He tried to bargain. It doesn't work because she's grabbed his science book and throws it at him, which this time she doesn't miss. He's holding his stomach, kneeling on the ground. "Please. Tell me what I can do to make it up."

"Build a time machine, go back to when you were being made and remind them to give you a brain!" She goes to kick him but he grabs her leg before she can.

He pushes her back onto his bed and quickly moves over her, keeping her body still. She thrashes under him and tries to bite him, screaming profanities at him. He presses his lips to the underside of her jaw, knowing that's one of her weaknesses.

"Stop," She whines, trying even harder to get him off.

"Not until you calm down." He kisses the spot again. He keeps doing it until he feels her body relaxes. "There."

"I hate you."

"I know." He kisses her on the lips lightly, she bites him. "Hey!"

She giggles a little. "I'm still mad though. I'm going to be grounded for weeks too."

"Then let's not spend our time with you throwing stuff at me."

"I want a burger after."

He laughs and kisses her again, "Of course."