Monday Story: Boyfriend

Brought to you by: Jenna (The-Cookie's-Monster)

Pairing/Character: SwissAus and One-sided SwissLiech

A/N: Why does everything I type look so much fucking longer in Word? *realizes she sucks at writing long shit, but is gonna try anyway. Why I should never begin thinking about what to write with 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne on repeat. XD High School AU

Warning: Jealous Liechtenstein. Cussing. Discussion of bras and boob sizes.

"It's not fair, what does Roderich have that I don't?" Lili complained to her friends. Her, Meimei, Liz, Natalia, and Chelle were gathered in her room.

"…A penis?" Liz smirked, "Come on, Vash is gay and he's your step-brother isn't he? And they're cute together!"

"Hah. That's funny Liz. I think Lili has more of one that your ex does!" Chelle snickered. She ducked down, avoiding a pillow, "Anyway, when is their next date?" She asked.

Lili shrugged, "Whenever he feels like it, I guess." She sighed, "Why won't he notice how much I like him!"

"I feel the same way about my big brother." Natalia nodded. All the girls turned to look at the door as it was opened. Vash blinked, before shaking his head.

"Lili, I'm heading out with Roderich. We'll be going to a concert. "We'll be back about 10. Be in bed by 9:30. Mom and Dad aren't going to be home until tomorrow morning. Leftovers are in the fridge, and you know where I keep the guns." He said, and she smiled, jumping down from the bed and running over to hug him.

"Okay…" She said, hugging him tightly, "Be careful, big bruder." Vash nodded, smiling, patting her head and leaving, once Lili knew he was out of the house, she pouted. "See? He acts like I'm 5!"

"Well, maybe if you dressed like you are in high school and acted like it he wouldn't treat you like you're 5." Liz pointed out, getting a grin on her face. "Time for a make over." She said, grinning. "Which means shopping!" She made a face. All them did. They hated shopping, but they could bear it so that Lili could get her man. All the girls gathered their stuff and grinned, leaving the house heading for the mall.

"Nothing too short! I don't want him to think I'm a slut!" Lili exclaimed once they arrived.

"First stop, Victoria's Secret to get you some push-up bras." Meimei grinned, pulling her through the door of the mall and practically running into the store. "What size are you?"

"…32A." Lili muttered. The girls snickered and she covered her chest, self-consciously, "S-Shut up…"

"You're boobs are so small!" Mei exclaimed, giggling.

"Shut up!" She snapped, huffing and going to look for bras in her size. Once she found a few, she returned to the counter, paying for them. They left, pulling her away from the mall and to their houses. She got plenty of hand-me-downs, and returned home. After the shopping trip she returned back home. Soon, though it was the next day, getting ready for school took her longer than usual, due to putting on a little make up, as she usually went without anyway.

"Morning, big bruder!" Lili giggled as she came down the stairs. She was pretty sure he nearly dropped his bowl of cereal, looking at her in shock.

"L-Lili?" He asked, shocked. Instead of her usual dress she had on a pair of skinny jeans, a tank top and a cropped top. Her usually braided long hair was tied up in ponytail. Obviously, this was surprising, "Uhm…where is your dress?"

"Oh! Liz game me some new clothes!" She giggled, twirling. He blinked, frowning.

He crossed his arms. "You are not wearing that."

"Why not?"

"Because I said so. Change. Now."

"No." Lili said firmly, grabbing her backpack, and an apple, she hurried out the door before her brother could say anymore. Why didn't big bruder like my new outfit? She thought he might like her wearing something different. "Maybe he'll never like me like him!" She sighed, "Oh well. Why bother? Big bruder is happy, and that's what matters. His happiness in my happiness!" She smiled, beginning to skip. She decided she'd wear her usual clothes tomorrow. She liked those better. The school day passed and once home, she changed into her usual dress, smiling. She went o look for Vash. She wanted to apologize for earlier. "Vash?" She called.

"In the gun room." He replied, she knocked on the door, walking in. "I-I'm sorry…I overreacted, earlier…It's just…you're my little sister and… I don't want you to grow up too fast…" He admitted when he saw her.

She smiled, hugging him tightly, "Nein, it's my fault. I'm not ready to grow up, just yet. I was just trying to get this boy's attention. He won't notice me, though. He thinks I'm too childish."

Vash frowned, scooting over to give her room; he hugged her close, smiling slightly. "You're not childish, and if he doesn't see how perfect you are right now he doesn't deserve your love, alright?" He ask, smiling.

Lili sighed, pulling from his arms. "You. It's you…I like you! But you're gay and dating Roderich, and you are my stepbrother! There. I said it, I don't like your boyfriend and I want you to date me." She said, standing up and walking out quickly. She couldn't believe it! She just confessed her feelings for him. She headed out the door of the house, needing to think. Why had she said that out loud?

Meanwhile, in his room, Vash was at a loss. Surely she was joking…There was no way Lili could be serious about her crush on him. Anyway, he had to find her. Who knew where she could be. He got up, following her out the door looking around, he knew where she would go. He began to run, catching up to her and hugging her, "Don't cry…I love you, Lili, but only as a sister. You should look into liking other boys, besides me, ja?

"…Ja…" She muttered, hugging him close gently. "I guess…" She said softly.

Well, at least he doesn't hate me.

The End?