Hai guys!:3 Okedoke so let's just get started then oke? Ke. Oh and if I start getting the senpai/sans/ chans/whatevers messed up… please don't get mad at me.

3rd Person:

"So you're saying we have to go on an eight hour plane flight just to go to a cruise in Hawaii?" Kaoru asks.

"Yes, where else?" Tamaki smiles.

"He's oblivious." Hikaru shakes his head.

"Isn't he always?" Kyoya chuckles. "I suppose I should begin making the arrangements then. I'll see you all tomorrow." Kyoya waves to the other Hosts as he leaves the room.

"Well that was strange." Haruhi mumbles.

"Hm? Why would you say that?" Tamaki asks.

"Kyoya-senpai never smiles like that. I wonder why…"

"Let's not worry too much about that boring old Kyoya-san and think about all the fun we're going to have on that cruise!" Tamaki says, not noticing that he began drooling while thinking of Haruhi in a swimsuit.

"What a loser." Hikaru rolls his eyes.

"Yeah, there's nothing good here. Let's go Hikaru." Kaoru says loading Hikaru on to his back and carrying him out the door. Hikaru turns and gives a peace sign before the door closes.

"Why we spend overtime here I'll never understand." Haruhi sighs and moves toward the door.

"It's so everyone can spend more time with me, of course." Tamaki brushes back his hair.

"Right, I'm leaving. Goodnight Honey! Goodnight Mori-senpai!" Haruhi waves and leaves.

"Huh?" Tamaki says disappointed. Then realizes that Haruhi was no longer there. "Haruhi wait for me!"

Mori and Honey shrug to each other.

Four days later…

"So do I just leave my bags here?" Kaoru asks confused.

"That's ridiculous, Kaoru. You bring them to that lady over there."

"Who shows me to my gate?"

"What's a gate?"

"Have you guys seriously never been to a public airport?" Haruhi asks them, stopping them in their loud confusion.

"No." They all say in unison.

"Come on, let's go check our luggage." Haruhi drags them over to the luggage counter and starts to check in. Somehow they make it to the plane without another problem.

"Excuse me, but I believe you're supposed to take these." Tamaki says to an African American women at a desk once they had landed in America.

"Say what?"

"Tamaki, no!" Haruhi cries.

"Well you're a worker here, aren't you? So clearly you're supposed to take my bags and carry them to our car.

"Boy I don't know who you think you are, but I sure as hell ain't your maid."

"Why, I'm the great Tamaki of-"

"Don't make me tell you twice." She raises an eyebrow.

Tamaki doesn't miss a beat before leaning in and touching the woman's cheek. "If you could please help me, I would be most grateful."

The lady gives an icy glare and speaks into her radio, "Security." Tamaki gasps and runs away. Returning to the others who were enjoying the show.

"Well I guess the ladies here don't fall for us as easy as they do in Asia." Kyoya grins, carrying his bags without a sweat to the limousine waiting for them outside. People stared as the chauffer put the bags into the vehicle and held the door open for the seven teenagers.

"Well isn't this relaxing?" Tamaki says with a glass full of a magenta liquid with an orange slice on the rim. He leans back in his chair and looks at Kyoya. "Mommy dear, what do you think?"

"I think that it's going to storm soon." Kyoya says looking into the dark clouds looming overhead.

"Not on our cruise. Never would the skies go against Tamaki Suoh." He states. It begins to rain.

"You were saying, daddy?" Kyoya grins.

"I'm going inside." Tamaki gets up abruptly and heads in.

"Unlike others I admire the rain." Kyoya says to himself and looks up into the sky. The difference between him and others was that he had glasses to shield his eyes from raindrops.

"Sir, there's a severe weather warning, it's best to go inside."

"Hm?" Kyoya glances up at the waitress standing before him, holding a visor down on her head to keep the wind from taking it. "Oh, right. Thank you." He says standing and going below the deck to join the others in Hikaru and Kaoru's room.

"This is awesome." Hikaru says, laying down a playing card on the table. Apparently Kyoya had intruded on a very intense card game of Go-Fish. "It's a rush to be in danger like this. These winds could turn into a storm and kill us any minute."

"But Hikaru! It's so scary!" Kaoru embraces Hikaru tightly. Haruhi rolls her eyes.

"It's okay brother. I'm here."

"Seriously? Even when there's no girls around to show off for?" Haruhi groans.

"You're here, Haruhi." Kaoru looks up suddenly.

"Yeah, so?" She asks.

"You know you love it." Hikaru smiles deviously.

"Stop it! I can't take it anymore!" Tamaki throws the table over and the cards float to the floor. He proceeds to whack both twins on the head.

"Hey!"

"What the heck?"

"You're all idiots." Haruhi laughs. Suddenly the boat shook.

"Hikaru!" Kaoru whines.

"We'll be okay! Right Usa-chan?" Honey holds his bunny up to him only to cling to it when a loud rumble of thunder hits the air.

"Relax, Mitsukuni." Mori says.

"We're going to be fine." Kyoya sighs, opening up a book of poetry.

"Kyoya-senpai I didn't know you liked poetry." Honey questions him.

"Oh, I don't. I was planning on burning this, but seeing as it was the only book I hadn't read yet, I decided to bring it with." He smiles. The boat jerks to the right, sending the students tumbling into the wall. Honey crashed through the window, holding grabbing onto the metal fence that separate the boat from the water. In his other hand he held Usa-chan.

"Mitsukuni!" Mori calls. He reached out and stretched his hand out for Honey.

"I can't!" Honey starts to cry.

"You have to let go of Usa-chan!" This only made Honey cry harder.

"We'll get you a new Usa-chan!" Haruhi yells.

"Please!" Mori begs. The twins look at each other, not knowing what to do. Reluctantly Honey lets go of the pink rabbit and reaches up for Mori's hand. He pulls Honey up to safe as Usa-chan floats off into the wicked and wild waves.

"Are we safe here?" Kaoru asks.

"Obviously not." Hikaru counters.

"We can't risk leaving the room. We may get blown away." Kyoya pushes his glasses up.

"How can you speak so lightly about this?" Tamaki asks, bewildered.

"Well what did you want me to do?" Kyoya raises an eyebrow.

"There really isn't much we can do but stay in here and wait it out." Haruhi crosses her arms and sits on one of the two beds. Tamaki looks from her to the door as if he were trying to make a decision.

"Fine." He says. The boat suddenly jerks to the left. Sending them to the other side, Kyoya crashing into the bathroom and hitting a water pipe, water begins to spray everywhere.

"Kyoya! Are you okay?" Tamaki asks. No answer.

"Kyoya?" Haruhi crawls into the bathroom. Blood dripped from Kyoya's forehead onto the floor, knocked out by the crash.

"Damn it." Haruhi says under her breath, dragging Kyoya out of the bathroom.

"Let me help." Kaoru says. This surprises Haruhi. Just as Kaoru reached over to help the boat crashed against the waves, shaking them. A loud noise escapes from somewhere below the floor. Someone's talking over a loudspeaker but can't be heard over the sound of the wind. Then the boat jolts back to the right, sending all seven students into the ocean.

I hope this was epic enough for everyone. I sometimes suck at writing action scenes. Anyways…..

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