This is a story that I am writing with Kaze Hatake. This story is posted on both of our profiles. I have written this chapter, and Kaze will write the next.

Kaze's POV

Oh my god… What have Fang and Mira done to me? I have an extra thick layer of lipstick on, a black t-shirt with pink hearts and skulls, a frilly knee-length skirt, and low heeled shoes. I looked like a complete girly-girl now.

"What the heck?!" I pouted at Fang, which only made him chuckle.

"Hey, you agreed to it." He retorted, and Mira and Fang both laughed.

Normal POV

Ukidae and Kaze both got to school early that day, leaving Kakashi behind. They had checked their schedule and found out that first period would be Gym with someone named Gai. (Guy or whatever, I like calling him Gai)

"What do you think the teacher's like?" Ukidae asked, while walking with Kaze. There was no need to do their act when no one was looking.

"Dunno. From what Naruto's told me, he's pretty weird." Kaze said, remembering the conversation with Naruto that she had.

Once at school, they changed into their Gym clothes and waited inside the gymnasium, sitting on a bench.

"When's the teacher gonna-" Ukidae was cut off by a loud yell.

"Good morning, my youthful students! Are you ready?!" A man with a bowl-cut hairstyle burst through the gym doors, nearly slamming them in Hinata's face. One boy who looked like a younger version of the man stood up and saluted.

"Yes, Gai-sensei!" He shouts.

"Good, Lee! This is why I'm proud to have you as my student! And all of you as well!" Gai began anime crying, and hugged Lee. Lee began crying as well, and a sunset background appeared behind them. Lee went over to Ukidae.

"You! Are you youthful?" He asked, pointing a finger in her face. Ukidae was too weirded out to talk. Kaze was trying to hold in her laughter when Gai pointed at her.

"You there! Are you and this other girl new here?" He shouted, grinning. Kaze was weirded out as well.

"Yes…." She said quietly.

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Gai boomed, shaking the entire gym. Some kids had even fallen over.

"SHE SAID YES, GODDAMIT!" Ukidae yelled, pushing Lee away from her.

"Well then, introduce yourselves! We'll see how youthful you are!" Gai shouted, eyes sparkling. Kaze and Ukidae sweatdropped.

"But we introduced ourselves ye-" Ukidae was cut off again.

"Well then let's begin the class! Everyone, 30 laps around the gym!" Gai yelled, and everyone began running. Lee was at least 4 laps ahead of everyone already, which wasn't surprising.

Kaze and Ukidae were two of the last to finish, as they weren't used to warm-ups like that one. By the end, both of them were panting and out of energy.

"What… The hell?" Ukidae panted, sitting down on the bench. Kaze sat next to her and put her forehead onto her palm.

"My god…." Kaze panted, dusting her clothes off. Today was going to be a long day.

After changing back into their old clothes, Kaze and Ukidae just strutted down the halls, looking for something to do before they had to go to Music with someone named Kurenai.

"Hold on a sec, Ukidae, I'm gonna head over to the washroom." Kaze said, before practically skipping over to the washrooms in her frilly little skirt. She got a couple weird looks from the boys in the halls.

"Tch, such a child…" Ukidae sighed, and leaned against the wall for a minute or so before hearing something she shouldn't have.

"… And you know that new girl, who's really girly and shit?"

"Yeah, isn't her name like Kaze or something? She's seems really wimpy."

"And you know that girl she's always hanging around?"

"Yeah, Ukidae, right?"

"I'm sure after a while, Kaze's gonna pick up her habits and we'll have two diva bitches at our school."

"Or she'll just begin using Ukidae. Remember how Sakura used to be like that?"

"Yeah, I think that might happen. She'll just start manipulating anyone she can…"

Ukidae looked around the corner to see two guys talking. They continued to speak about Kaze in a rather rude manner. Ukidae stepped out into the hallway, and in the next three seconds, she had both of the boys pinned against the lockers by their necks, teeth gritted and her eyes narrowed.

"You two, listen here." She growled. "You can talk shit about me, I don't care, but talk about my cousin Kaze like that again, and you two are screwed." An evil smirk was plastered on her face by the end of this sentence. The two boys could barely breathe and their faces were pink.

Ukidae was just about to press down harder on their throats when she was suddenly yanked back by a strong arm. The two boys dropped down onto their knees, gasping for air. Ukidae snapped her head around to see Kaze holding her by the collar of her jacker.

"Forget them. It's been enough damage done to my reputation to be hanging around a troublemaker like you, now I have to deal with you actually causing trouble." Kaze grumbled. Ukidae and Kaze had a glaring contest before the bell rang for Second Period.

"Let's go." Kaze said, and she skipped off down the halls again, with a clearly shameful Ukidae following behind.

Meanwhile, Ino, Hinata and Sakura had been watching the scene unravel from around the corner.

"Wait, Ukidae and Kaze are… COUSINS?" The three gasped.

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After school, Mira had walked home without Kaze and Kakashi. She headed down the sidewalk, looking extremely unamused. Suddenly, her phone rang.

Can't nobody hold us down

Nothing's gonna take us down

If you think you can stop it

But we just can't stop it tonight

Can't nobody hold us down

Mira answered the call, figuring it might be Kakashi or Kaze asking where she was.

"Hello?" She asked. There was a bit of crackling on the other side before a woman answered. It was a voice that Mira hadn't heard in a while.

"Is this Mira?" The woman asked.

"Yeah, it is. It's nice to hear from you, Aiko-san!" Mira exclaimed. "Is there something you need?"

"Yes, um, you remember my son, Kidemaro?" Aiko asked.

"Of course! Let me guess, do you need me to pick him up from daycare again?" Mira asked. She could hear Aiko chuckling on the other side of the phone.

"Yes. I have more work to do again, so could you just drop him off at the house in about half an hour? I should be home by then." Aiko said.

"Sure." Mira then hung up, and turned around to head to the daycare.

Once she arrived, she just saw Kidemaro curled up into a ball, asleep on the floor. The daycare manager nodded at her, and she gently poked Kidemaro's forehead.

"Hey, sleepyhead. Wake up." She said. Kidemaro stretched out his limbs and flipped onto his stomach.

"Five more minutes." He yawned. Mira sighed and poked him again.

"Look, I'll give you a piggyback ride to my house, alright? Your mom wants me to bring you home with me for a while until she's done her work. You can sleep all you want when you're there." Kidemaro sat up and rubbed his eye.

"Fine." He grumbled.

"Good. I'll get your bag and we can leave." Mira said.

Little did she know that a certain pinkette and a blonde were watching her from the other side of the clear doors of the daycare.

"That's not usually how Ukidae acts…" Ino whispered, looking over at Sakura.

"She seems… Different, when we're not around." Sakura pointed out.

"You think maybe she's just nervous to be new?" Ino asked.

"No way. There's no way any new student would act this bitchy just because they're nervous." Sakura mumbled.

I'm so sorry for not updating the story, I was in Alberta vising a couple National Parks for a week. So here you go.

Sunray out~!