Dear Locker D1409

by MyNameIsAwkward

"Dear owner of locker D1409..." It all started with a mistake on her part. It continued to happen by his persistance and desire to frequently make her angry. Strangely enough, she finds herself responding time and time again. He can't believe she's actually bothered to write back. Courtney and Duncan weren't aware of each other at all, until one note changed everything.

2. August 21st

(Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to chapter 2. Now, I warned you about the length, and they will probably get progressively shorter from here on out. And there will be a plot and all that great stuff. And ignore the author's not in Chapter 1. I really don't know what the hell I even wrote... haha. Review! Please and thanks :) XOXO ~Awk)

Duncan,

What are you, a lazy neanderthal? Could you really not look at the first note to see how to spell me name right? It's Courtn-E-Y. EY, not EE. I'm not some blond whore with some cutsie name.

My note wasn't angry! I was just tired of dealing with the two making puppy eyes at each other and them not noticing. Gosh. I'm the calmest person I know, I very rarely get angry. EVER. Got it? And I did do my research... kinda. I mean, I knew where the vicinity was!

How do you know I'm hot? Or imagine I am, which is beyond creepy that we haven't even met and you're imagining things about me. I don't even know who you are, or what you look like.

All I suggest is that you keep it in you're pants. And leave the perverted comments to yourself.

Have a nice day!

Courtn-E-Y. xoxo

P.S- Would it have killed you to found some decent paper to write me back on?

(Written on the back of an A+ math assignment from Mrs. Peters)

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Doll face,

Nope, I'm way to lazy to do anything like that. You suck it up and deal with it. And why yes, I am a lazy 'neanderthal'. A lazy neanderthal that does whatever he wants, when he wants. Deal with it babe. Is doll face better? I can't spell that wrong.

Oh, I've never seen you either, but if you're friends with Bridgette and have got a fiery temper like that, you can't be too bad looking.

You? Not get mad? Please, doll face, I know that you don't stay calm just from reading two notes from you. But it's alright, I dig chicks with an attitude. It's pretty sexy.

HA! We both know that I won't do either of those things. Harassing you with sexual innuendos is just to much fun.

By the way, next time I see Bridge I'm asking who you are. Just so you know doll face.

-D

(Written on an incomplete English essay for Mr. Howard.)