Fury: Avengers, we need you to assemble at the tower.

Nat: What's the problem now, Fury?

Thor: I am to busy to help right now. I am trying to find something of mine that Loki stole.

Fury: What did he steal from you?

Thor: Well… um… he stole my shampoo…

Loki: So you use extra smooth?

Thor: BROTHER!

Clint: ROLF!

Steve: Really Thor?

Thor: I just like to take care of my hair? Is that such a burden?

Banner: LOL

Nat: Can we get back to the subject now?

Fury: Yes. So, Stark was working on creating some type of robotic workers for S.H.I.E.L.D. … But there were some malfunctions.

Nat: Just tell us what happened already!

Fury: Well, it appears that Stark put too much intelligence into the robots. Now they have me and all the other agents cornered.

Clint: Ugh…

Fury: Stark says the robots are just smart like him.

Nat: Of course…

Banner: Oh, Stark.

Fury: We need all the Avengers to come help.

Loki: Have fun with that.