To Harry,

Just propose to my sister already, you have my permission... and Molly's... and Ginny's. Everyone up here knows you like even your dad is rooting for you two. Sirius seems to constantly sing (out of tune may I add)

"Harry and Ginny sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G ..." I think you know the rest.

Congratulations, on defeating you know poo by the way, we are so proud of you. Feel free to ask George to do anything. Unfortunately, I am currently not much help, but hopefully I will be soon if I can come down as a ghost.

Also, you Mr Potter are a BLOODY GIT for not mentioning that you were aware of the identities of the marauders. I mean Sirius and your Dad I should of guessed, but how dare you not mention that my epic kick-ass werewolf defense against the dark arts teacher was a member. You have some 'Sirius' explaining to do when you get up here. Do you happen to know who the fourth marauder was though as the guys don't seem to want to talk about him.

By the way, sorry you had to witness my untimely death. It was a bit awkward of me. Anyway, no need to name your kid Fred the Great, as I have already got George on that mission. However, if you got a pet. PLease, please, please buy a pygmy puff from the best shop ever and call it Dobby Hedwig Potter.

From Fred