Currently Abandoned In Insanity

A Penguins of Madagascar Drabble Fic

By:

Ocean3209

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I GOT ME SOME REVIEWS! WHOOO!

Clemson: So? The reviews are stupid, kinda like you.

Shut up. Okay, in this drabble, you'll learn how "punny" Kowalski can become.

Kowalski: *gasps* A whole drabble chapter based on my puns?

Don't flatter yourself. And yes.

Drabble Two. Don't Be Krabby With My Puns

Ocean was currently held captive in the Penguin HQ. In her wings was a Gameboy Advance, the game was Pokémon Yellow. She was battling Lance of the Elite 4. And losing, apparently.

"It's Kowalski's turn now," Private said, and leaving the room. Apparently, the Penguins were taking turns to guard the prisoner. Ocean didn't seem to hear this.

"PIKACHU! HANG IN THERE! C'MON! YOU CAN TAKE THIS DRAGONITE! USE THUNDER!" Ocean shouted at the Gameboy, just when Kowalski entered the room.

Kowalski tried to hold in his chuckle, he also had a hard time against Lance. In fact, he also shouted the exact same words at his Gameboy.

"MISS? NO, BAD DRAGONITE! DON'T USE HYPER BEAM! NO! PIKACHU! HANG IN THERE BUDDY! NO!" Ocean shouted, and went into a fetal position, "Dragonite took out Pikachu... The big bad Dragonite took out my Pikachu..."

She didn't notice Kowalski in the corner of the room, and held her Gameboy up and shouted, "I'LL AVENGE YOU PIKACHU! GO CHARIZARD! RAWR! WHAT? DRAGONITE USE THUNDER? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? YOU JUST USED THUNDER, YOU FOOL! YOU FOOL!"

Kowalski couldn't handle it anymore and bursts out laughing.

Ocean turned red, and said, "Er, uhm, how much did you see?"

Kowalski was grinning like a mad man, and said, "Just enough."

Ocean flushed in embarrassment, and stuttered out, "I... er, uhm... I kinda BIDOOF more than I can chew, heh.

"That was just Absol-utely terrible!" Kowalski shouted, shaking his head at the horrible pun.

"I may be related to Hans, but I have feelings!" Ocean said, protecting her wounded pride.

"Now, there's no Shaymin Pokémon puns. But aren't some of these a little Farfetch'd?" Kowalski said, grinning.

"Where are you going with this?" Ocean asked, alarm in her eyes.

"I don't Minun much, but some might say the humor's MissingNo if it doesn't hit their funny Cubone," Kowalski continued, looking amused.

Ocean groaned, and said, "Kowalski, if you-"

"And boring jokes might make people Drowzee, starting a metal Wartortle. So don't be surprised when people Starya Oddish, saying it's Onix-cceptable. Which is kinda Tentacruel, really," Kowalski said, continuing the puns.

Ocean held in a laugh, and said, "Okay, maybe it's kinda funny."

Kowalski grinned, and said,"What they say can't be all Chansey, but who gives them a Psyduck? Tell them to shut their Meowths! Let's say good Eevee-ning and Hypnosis them to sleep! Actually, forget Snorlax-ing, we'll Blastoise them away! I'll try not to Jinx it, but my Future Sight's looking good. Like Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam!"

Ocean started giggling, and said, "The heck, man!"

"Let's Evolve Pokémon puns! Rare Candy, Plusle level! And..." Kowalski said, before hesitantly saying, "I think your laugh is kinda Exeggcute, sorry if that's Haunter-ing."

Ocean blinked, and said, "Thanks for the laugh. I needed that."

"You're welcome," Kowalski said, unlocking the cage that Ocean was in, "Skipper, Rico, and Private are getting snowcones. I'll let you go, and tell them that you escaped."

Ocean looked at him, surprised, and said, "R-really?"

Kowalski nodded, and help her up.

Ocean nodded a thank you, picked up her Gameboy, and left.

"Now, I have to edit the footage from the-" Kowalski said, before being trapped in a hug from behind by a certain female puffin.

"Thank you, Kowalski. You're a cool penguin. And what you did was really kind," Ocean said, before releasing the penguin.

"Would you say that it's almost Celebi-tory?" Kowalski asked, laughing at his own pun.

Ocean joined in on the laughter a couple minutes later.

End of Drabble Two

Someone out there will say 'aw.' I just know it! Oh, and, if you get the puns, good for you.

Kowalski: I apologize if my puns did not a-Mew-se you.

Private: What's the next drabble?

Here's a hint, it's about Hans. *snickers* And his poetry skills.

Hans: You swore that you won't tell anyone!

Kowalski: I wouldn't Bayleaf her if she did.

Clemson: You should shut your Meowth.

Kowalski: But that would make everyone Gloom! Why would I do that?

Wynaut? REVIEW!