Over 2,000 hits? HOLY MOTHER HEN! Anyway… I'm so grateful that so many people like my story! My life can be incomprehensibly dull sometimes, and writing funny stuff and seeing how many people enjoy my funny stuff brightens up my day! d(w)b


Clint: I love you Nat.

Nat: Yes, I know you do.

Thor: Aww, Midgardian love…

Clint: Fuck off Thor, I'm talking to my girl.

Nat: it's okay Clint, calm down.

Clint: Oh… okay. Anything you want, Nat. But, I wanted to see if you wanna go out for dinner later?

Nat: I'd love to, Clint.

Clint: ^/^ Where do you wanna go?

Nat: hmm… idk

Tony: SHAWARMA!

Clint: NO!

Nat: Why does everyone interrupt our texts?

Thor: Cause its funny to watch petty, love struck Clint gush over you.

Tony: Indeed it is.

Nat: Umm.. Clint, how about you just pick me up at 8 and then we'll decide where to go

Clint: Sure, Nat. Whatever you like.

Nat: Yes, I know..

Thor: hehehe

Clint: GO AWAY

Tony: Chill legolas.

Clint: STOP CALLING ME THAT! -.-